What are some of the funniest things you've heard people say so far in fallout 4?

These are some of my favorites so far...that I can remember, I'm sure I have forgotten some : )
Remember your 3 C's. Cranium, crotch, and center mass, not all of the creatures you find in the waistland will have all of these but they are guaranteed to have one.-BOS
I never knew you could do that with a mutfruit.-MacCready (romanced, upon waking)
Responses to "what's a dead drop?" Question:
I had one of those once when I ate a bad batch of cram.-MacCready
It's when you drop a body off a tall ledge, keep up.-Hancock
Dead things always drop.-Strong