Galactic smg : Othor Games

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:50 am

http://brink.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_SMG
I had no idea guns could do that.

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:01 pm

I want a bakery gun! (I already wanted one for when I'm not being Sniper, but now I'm REALLY sold)

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:41 pm

The :cake: is a lie.

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:34 am

Remind me of a sketch by Eddie Izzard "I need brown bread... for my BREAD GUN!"

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:44 pm

i dont get it

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:13 pm

i dont get it

Have you read the description of the gun?

The Galactic is based off of the H&K UMP45, UMP standing for
Universal Machine Pistol. Both "universal" and "galactic" are
descriptions of a range in space. Plus, you can use it as a bakery.
That's right. If your friends are hungry during battle, this thing
turns into a full fledged bakery. Complete with mini-games to
bake delicious pies and cakes!

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:47 pm

Now all I need is an AR that doubles as a fishing rod

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:28 pm

Now all I need is an AR that doubles as a fishing rod

Not quite there yet, but you can always fish with grenades!

Yeah... tried to get a link to the family guy episode where they do that but I couldn't find it

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:23 pm

Not quite there yet, but you can always fish with grenades!

Yeah... tried to get a link to the family guy episode where they do that but I couldn't find it

I think that was referenced in Borderlands, too. There was this one quest where you needed fish, and you got it by throwing a grenade into fish-infested waters.

I like fishing.

And where's my machine pistol that doubles as a pen?

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:35 pm

I think that was referenced in Borderlands, too. There was this one quest where you needed fish, and you got it by throwing a grenade into fish-infested waters.

I like fishing.

And where's my machine pistol that doubles as a pen?

I'm sure you can sign your name on the other guy's chest with one already.

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:27 am

:brokencomputer:
Excuse me. As a wiki enthusiast and editor, vandalism must be destroyed.

And the vandal? Should be the blue guy in this:

bliviongate:

I HATE VANDALS

:swear: :flame: :swear: :flame: :swear: :flame: :swear:

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:39 pm

This must be why I didn't see it!
THANK YOU VANDAL DESTROYER MAN!!!!

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:18 pm

This must be why I didn't see it!
THANK YOU VANDAL DESTROYER MAN!!!!

I gotta lol at you avatar. The cake is still a lie.

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:07 am

They could also make miniguns that double as laptops
And light rifles that double as pogo sticks

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:12 pm

I gotta lol at you avatar. The cake is still a lie.

Yes the cake is a lie because its not a cake at all. In fact the cake is a pie

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:36 pm

They could also make miniguns that double as laptops
And light rifles that double as pogo sticks

And grenade launchers that double as pencial sharpeners that triple as universal remotes?

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:37 pm

And grenade launchers that double as pencial sharpeners that triple as universal remotes?

Well, it will certainly turn any TV off. The other parts the tricky bit...

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 7:04 pm

I think that was referenced in Borderlands, too. There was this one quest where you needed fish, and you got it by throwing a grenade into fish-infested waters.

That mission was so random. Throwing grenades and shooting rockets for some fish lol. It was ridiculously simple

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:41 am

Well, it will certainly turn any TV off. The other parts the tricky bit...

If you aim it just right the pencil might blow up into sharp pointy bits

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:29 am

If you aim it just right the pencil might blow up into sharp pointy bits

How about turning the TV back on then?

» Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:14 am

i want a shotgun that keeps my beer ice cold

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:59 pm

Didn't you guys hear about the minigun with the cup holder attachment?

I couldn't help myself...

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:09 pm

It's gone :sadvaultboy: Curse you constructive editor :swear: :brokencomputer:

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:46 pm

Didn't you guys hear about the minigun with the cup holder attachment?

I couldn't help myself...

That would be pretty awesome... a heavy raining lead down on an area then right as he stops shooting he grabs his beer out of the cup holder and takes a swig then fires up his minigun again.

» Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:14 pm

That would be pretty awesome... a heavy raining lead down on an area then right as he stops shooting he grabs his beer out of the cup holder and takes a swig then fires up his minigun again.

EES GUD TIME TO RUN, COWARDS!