Gamer Grub - Let's repulse women even more!

Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:30 am

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Apparently some company's come up with some kind of food made specifically for 'gamers' too lazy to walk 15ft to the nearest fridge.
For when fruits, veggies, exercise, plenty of sleep and the occasional colonic won't do, Gamer Grub promises to be the first "performance snack formulated especially for gamers." In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet. We're not sure precisely which brick of the USDA food pyramid that videogame genre-flavored morsels fall into, but we're willing to wave most (OK, some) judgment until we're able to test this stuff for ourselves.


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Anna Kyselova
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 7:13 am

Awesome, just awesome but I think my missus will disapprove.
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Rich O'Brien
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:07 am

We are moving into the world of Cyberpunk.
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Laura Shipley
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:25 am

They're just missing Simulation Soylent Green flavour then.
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Paul Rice
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:41 am

"Crumb and grease free"! Yeah, that's what I need! But it mustn't contain any liquid I could spill over my hardware either. :P Image
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:50 am

lol nice find thx for the info :t Image
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cassy
 
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Post » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:45 pm

that sound perfect for me, i would never have to get up again! (if i changed my chair into a toilet...)
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Abi Emily
 
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 5:59 am



I'd buy it.
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Post » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:46 am

Niicee.
but where is the tube that leads from the special issue bear hat that holds it so my hands can be remained occupied.!! Image
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