» Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:57 am
This is an interview I made up.
Moo Magazine: "So we hear that skyrim is coming to pc, as pc gamers we kind of want to know if any of the..."
Todd: "I have a few guys out the back working on the pc version actually, we are using a 360 dev ki...
Moo Magazine: "So you are using a 360 to develop the pc version?"
Todd: "I can't answer that, but I always find pc gamers to be a cute novelty, sitting one inch away from their monitors like cute little kittens...sometimes i hear them purring..."
Moo Magazine: "So you are not a pc gamer then I take it, not all pc gamers do that you know.."
Todd: "Honestly I would not know, but i felt it needed to be said"
Moo Magazine: "So the big question, are you going to be taking advantage of the current pc hardware, things like direct x 11 offer some exciti.....
Todd: "Sorry to cut you off, but your kind of boring me right now. Look, I don't mean to be rude. But have you seen what we have done with the trigger mapping for the controls? The Left Trigger..."
Moo Magazine: "We don't have triggers on a pc..... "
Todd: "If you play it with the proper controls it does"
Moo Magazine: "You mean use a 360 controller on the pc, not all of us like that"
Todd: "again, you are being cute. I just want to reach out an pat you. You are so adorable.
Moo Magazine: "So are we getting any consideration, any x64 support, any direct x 11, any tessellation, anything at all that is vaguely considered modern. how about direct x 10 at least. High Resolution Textures?
Todd: "Look, oblivion had higher resolution textures on the pc"
Moo Magazine: "Anisotropic Filtering...."
Tod.. "Right... Right"
Moo Magazine: "So...."
After the interview ends.
Tod: "so how do you think that went?"
Moo Magazine: Bluntly, you make our favorite game series here, but frankly your acknowledgment of the pc version is scary. We have absolutely no idea if you even notice it, yet alone if you are working on it.
Todd " sorry, I need to catch up on some sleep, not being rude, I'm just going to close my eyes while you finish that ok? Communicating with the artists on fitting the textures onto one 360 disk has taken it out of me. Keep talking, I'm listening.
"Moo Magazine - "simply we think you don't care about the pc at all"
Todd "ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz"