https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

Ladies and Gentlemen, the time has come to Occupy SkyRim. The corruption and exploitation has gone on for too long.

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

You should see some of the people that signed it: The gray fox, Overprotective Mom, A bag of [censored], Uriel S., Fus Ro Dah, Whiterun, Dovahkiin, Ezio, Alduin, Todd H.

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

I love Christian-Conservative outrage. It's so adorable. Except when they have actual power over people.

I think the author of that petition should seek out his creator soon. The bolts in his neck clearly need tightened.

My species disappoints me.

Some people don't get a good joke.

At least their only after the Blizzard version.

Omg, is this for real?

Cheers

I've seen this joke posted on several forums, this one posted twice before on this forum and each time was a different joke petition from different creators. My first post was more in-general, though lol.

1) To enact an immediate ban on the videogame known as "SkyRim" produced by Blizzard Entertainment.
-Haha so Blizzard is going to be sued because of something that their COMPETITOR did? Hilarious

2) To seize and destroy all copies already in public hands and erase its presence on the internet.
-Good luck

3) To prosecute the players of "SkyRim" to the fullest extent of the law.
-HAHAHAHA good luck bringing all of them to court




4) To create a national database of videogame avatars and "screen names" so that teenagers can be better monitored.
-Holy sh**


Total signatures on this petition
551



-shoots out brain-

Shame on the people such as Criminal Scum, FUS RO DAH!, Stolen Sweetroll, and No Lollygagin for signing such a horrible petition

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man... J.

Look at some of the signatures; 75% are just mock sigs lol

My comment was more directed towards Vault Girl's "Christian-Conservative outrage" and her seeming to take it far to seriously.

The idea behind it is fake but it's kinda funny how much content is on this site.

I was having a good laugh all the way through, but that bit was especially good.

Imperial Guard #1
Criminal Scum
Lolly-gagger
Random Shouting Guy
Thalmor Agent
Blood Dragon #13
Pissed-off Dragon
Adolf Hitler

The list goes on. I think every signature was a joke. Now, imagine if they actually got enough from people making jokes about it.

I don't guys, it's on the white house website. Seems legit.

Well that worked out.

To those who think this is a legitimate thing:

I feel pity for you.

Also: I just noticed that wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man signed it.

Uriel Septim...why man, why? );

It's Ok. They want SkyRim by Blizzard, not Skyrim by Bethesda.
Edit: Just saw they want to ban it on my birthday. :cryvaultboy:

I saw those! Hilarious!

We really should start a petition against that one Elder Scrolls game Mojang was making...hmm, what was that called again?

Old news, it has already been reported as a sham.