Getting all excited about something and burning for a cause is good and fine but sometimes, as it happens here, things get ridiculous.
So I think a lot of people here learned the valuable lesson of not to buy something when you can't gurantee the quality. (like I learned, and like the quality of C2)
I suggest you start drinking instead. 16 is a fine age to begin.
Now all I wonder is if this will get locked, oh well.