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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:42 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?
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Heather beauchamp
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:55 pm

No [censored]. Do you know how long it takes to have a child? "Honey, I' m pregnant!" *nine months later* "Look, he's already 10 years old!" Makes complete sense. :facepalm:


Yeah well, there's dragon shouts that mess with time, so once the deed is done you should just be able to fusdorah the little punk to childhood and keep him out of those teenage years.
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natalie mccormick
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:53 am

Oh man, 4 months left, and we still don't know what Esbern looks like. Pehaps.... http://diablofordummies.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/barbarian.png


i imagine he looks something like old ezio (like in my avatar)
an old, wise, seasoned warrior.
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Nicole Coucopoulos
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:00 pm

companions sure!

As long as she has better AI than:

*Spots a dragon*

I must charge at it with my butter knife!

While I'm here let me intercept any spells/arrows/swords that were intended for the dragon and the get pissed at the person who fired/threw/casted the arrow/blow/spell.

Also, marriage? Sure why not, I don't mind the feature, I think it will bring a nice sense of reality in the game. Hopefully they took out the not so nice realities...

I'm looking at you constant nagging :P
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liz barnes
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:26 pm

I'm going after that barmaid right away!
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abi
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:42 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?


Murder? That's how it was done in another game.
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Life long Observer
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:19 am

Wonder if marriage will have some sort of perk (Like Elsa in Skingrad whom gave food and drink) to it or be just like the guards you could hire for the Fighters Stronghold in Oblivion (meaning they just stand around walking back and forth being bored.)
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neen
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:42 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?



I bet you can ...I'm Gunna work my way through the hole of Skyrim lol
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NIloufar Emporio
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:05 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?


FUS RO DAH-VORCE!
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Harry Leon
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:03 am

So what your saying is I won't be able to get this game in the southern half of the United States now? :whistling:


No you easily be able to get it in the US but you might not be able to get this game if that specific feature of Marriage is in, say UAE or possibly Australia but Aussie will probably be for other dumb things like "Too Much Blood Ban Game Naw".
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u gone see
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:28 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?

dragon bait :celebration:
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Cathrine Jack
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:53 am

A more interesting question...

If there is a way to get "married," doesn't it seem logical that there is a way to become "un-married" (i.e., divorced)?


Perhaps. It's only a matter of how you do it: King Henry style? Or paper work style?
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Isabell Hoffmann
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:15 am

Into the promiscuous redheads huh? I like it!


There was that necrophilia chick in skingrad... If only oblivion didn't go straight to respawn after you died :(
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Allison C
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 10:35 am

Was he gay? I know he was quite feminine, but I don't remember anything specifically homosixual about him. Then again, I preferred Madness Armor and Cutter, so I didn't talk to him that much.

I believe he would hit on you.
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Skrapp Stephens
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 6:03 am

I hope your spouse isn't as petty as your Fable II wife. I leave for thirty real life minutes and she wants a divorce since I'm never around.
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Alexander Horton
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 11:42 am

FUS RO DAH-VORCE!

:goodjob:
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Shiarra Curtis
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:16 pm

Have a fight with your spouse -> Push her down High Hrothgar's 7000 steps.
:celebration:
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Jay Baby
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:53 am

FUS RO DAH-VORCE!


......lulz
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:25 am

As far as I know, no group in Tamriel is against homosixuality. There have been few instances of it occurring in-game, but I've never heard anyone say anything bad about it. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I'd also like to add to this discussion: what do you guys think the Nordic marriage ceremony would be like? Certainly not tuxedos and white dresses.
well first, the nord man must offer his prize weapon to his mistress. if she accepts it, then the marriage is set.

the man arrives to the chapel in his preferred armour. the woman arrives shortly after with her dad. she is wearing a gown made of the finest hide of her choice. the say their vows, recite an ancient nordic chant, and then each recieve a band of partnership(fortify personality 50% :thumbsup: ). they then both take hold of a dagger, and thrust it down onto a wolf(can be substituted for other creature if agreed by both of them). they then take the blood, pour it into the local wine of their choice, and drink it.

You dont even want to know the average honeymoon.
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:32 pm

No [censored]. Do you know how long it takes to have a child? "Honey, I' m pregnant!" *nine months later* "Look, he's already 10 years old!" Makes complete sense. :facepalm:


Well, it happens overnight in Fable, lololol.

I dont know, I think they should avoid having children altogether because of this. What are you gona do as a female NPC if you have to waddle around pregnant for nine months? Just make the Player sterile as a result of being Dragonborn, or something.
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Joanne Crump
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:54 am

Getting married? Nice one bethesda. What's next? TES Pinata game where you have animals and feed them?
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Manny(BAKE)
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:30 pm

Reaction?



Meh. :shrug:
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RUby DIaz
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:29 am

Have a fight with your spouse -> Push her down High Hrothgar's 7000 steps.
:celebration:


Yeah you better tell them you feel down the stairs! :toughninja:
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Crystal Clarke
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:19 pm

I'm going after that barmaid right away!


Ditto :biggrin:
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Dan Stevens
 
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Post » Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:30 am

I think this is a Nice feature they added. I mean think about it. If the Radiant AI is as good as they say someone can take your spouse hostage or something i just see it as a way to make more quests happen dynamically.
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