NOTE: Crushed thin mints and Klondike bars in French Vanilla ice cream is like Jesus in a bowl. –Jonathan Arnold [Sarah Lott as witness to quote]
We left the metro behind, trekking for a whole day, barely talking until we reached a building that was still standing. I could hear gunfire echoing in the distance. “The old Museum of History.” Carol said. “A perfect place to go, the walls were meant to stand this disaster.” She grabbed my pistol, and opened the door. No one was in the building. We explored, and found a room with a mammoth and a fallen t-rex skeleton. “Perfect.” She whispered and opened the door. A robot with three arms and a spherical head was crumpled in the corner to our right.
After exploring, and finding the building empty except some giant cockroaches, which we quickly destroyed. I found Carol tinkering with the robot after awhile. She looked concentrated, so I left her to it. I went upstairs, and found most of a bar. I grabbed some whiskey, and sipped at it. It felt warmer than normal whiskey, so I stopped, not wanting to become even more irradiated. A buzzing and clicking came from downstairs, so I went back to Carol, and the robot was running. “Scanning for hostiles! Those commie bastards are goin’ down! Cerberus will eat the Damn commies!” the robot yelled proudly, it’s voice speaker rattling in it’s shell.
“Cerberus fits perfectly: guardian of the Underworld. We should be safe, so long as we barricade the outer doors, since these have a deadbolt.” Carol looked proud of the robot, and she started hacking the stair rail with a small hand axe she found. I went to work on the other one, hacking at it until I dulled two of my throwing knifes into short bars of metal. We used the rails to make a choke point at the outer door, and we used the bars my knives had turned into, to replace the old, somewhat rusted deadbolts on both inner and outer doors.
“So, where’re you from, I know the Enclave brought you here.” Carol said.
“Detroit, Michigan. Yeah, they dragged me here to ‘help the wasteland get better’”
“Cool, well you’ve made one person able to survive.” Carol smiled at me.
“Well, if we can find trustworthy-ish people, we can have multiple people safe from the outside world.”
“Sure, I’d like to have a little company after awhile. But not right now, I kinda want to be alone. I’m changing into a ghoul; I don’t want to hurt anyone if I go insane”
“That’s all good, but really since you’re not going quickly, you’ll be fine. I’m ghoulificating. But I’m going slowly, and a doctor told me I may never go feral, but I might entirely disintegrate, which kinda svcks. You’ll be fine, trust me.” I patted her shoulder.
“Yeah, but I’d rather not take any chances.”
“And I’d rather not want to die of a bullet wound. Your skills are useful.”
“But eventually my hands will go, and I won’t be able to help with that.”
“So use your skill to help as many as possible before it’s gone.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right…”
“Yeah, let’s get some sleep” I said as I slid the deadbolts in place.
“Mmkay.” She went to one of the rooms with a bed, and I went into the one next to it, laying my AR at the foot of the bed, and put my pistol under my pillow. I finally felt somewhat safe.
I awoke with Carol snuggled up to me, under her own blanket. There was a dull knocking at the outer doors. I slowly got out form under her, and got up, snatching my AR form the foot of the bed. I set my bag, minus a frag, where my AR was. I went to the outer door, heard a short roar, and a thump. The knocking stopped. I cautiously slid the deadbolt back, and opened the door slightly. A huge green hulking thing was at the door. I opened it a bit more. A person’s crushed body was at the door, blood spattered everywhere. “Umm…hi?” The thing responded with a grunt. He turned, and left. I closed the door again, and heard the faint sound of gunfire. I went back to bed.
I awoke to Carol setting a tray on me. It was cereal and some synthetic infi-fruit from a ration block. I looked up and smirked. As I ate, she went outside with my pistol. I finished my breakfast, and got up; looking around for ways the roaches were getting in. I found a few holes, and blocked them off with loose bricks I found in the walls. I also found that the museum has its own well, and the water fountains still worked. The water didn’t have the tell-tale warmth of radiation. Carol came back in. “The mutants don’t attack us for some reason, but they kill everything else. They have a small base near the entrance to the museum, we walked right past it.” She snickered. “We’re protected from the ignorant by monsters. They have a small artillery cannon they don’t know how to use.”
“That sounds useful. Do they speak English? The one that visited last night couldn’t.” I grabbed a small metal chair and sat near where she was leaning against a rail.
“Some of them do, the others have gone quite mad, but they see us as cursed like them, but weaker and smarter.” She whistled, and two mutants came in; one with a flamethrower, the other with two miniguns, one in each hand. He sat one down, and sat on it, the metal bar giving slightly under his weight.
“My name… is Leo. Uncle Leo. I am the most peaceful clan leader of these Meta Humans. I want to learn, trade and… survive.” He said, standing up, and pulling a pack off of the other mutant, who grunted in response. “I have both ammunition and low-level radiation foods that your kind can survive off of. You have maneuverability and knowledge-gathering abilities. If we go out trying to learn, the humans shoot us. Our more monster-mentality brethren have given us a bad name, the deal is: You get knowledge for us, you get food and protection. Do… we have a deal?” He offered his huge hand to me. I took it, and he almost broke my entire hand. I’m just glad I don’t have to fight these guys.
“You have a deal” I said, and Leo nodded.
Carol spoke up; “Also, I would like to help you. I will provide medical expertise to any you bring here for as long as I am able.”
“Thank you. Both of you. We are grateful. Have a good day.” Leo left, also leaving the minigun and pack behind, the other mutant followed behind, grunt-humming a familiar tune.
“Well that went surprisingly well; let’s see what they left us.” Carol started pulling military crates out of the large bag. We had six crates, five full of ammo, all kinds, the sixth had a mini nuke in it, and a few types of grenades, two plasmas. I started to organize the ammo types, similar kinds in similar boxes. I also organized the grenades, and pulled out one of three weird-looking grenades out, it felt warm to the touch, and was labeled ‘T-49 V~600 R*3m’ I pocketed it, to test it out later. There were two landmines in the bottom, which I set out, on top of the box after I stood the boxes in a row next to the left staircase.
Carol pulled out all the food, and walked away with it. “I found a refrigerator that works, It’s upstairs. I’ll be right back.” She yelled after a moment or so. I put some of the ammo and grenades in my bag, and made sure my other pistol and my AR were loaded. They were. It was getting dark, so I set out to find a generator to power the lights, since they all looked intact. I searched until I couldn’t see, and then decided to go to sleep, not finding much else to do.
I awoke to music. It was morning, and Carol was next to me again. A radio she must’ve found was on a table nearby, a small light flaring on and off inside of it, to show the station. The same song the mutant had been humming was playing over it. It was a patriotic song, I couldn’t remember the title. Suddenly President Eden’s voice came over it. “It’s me, your president: John Henry Eden” and then it went static. I got up, not waking Carol, and turned the radio off. I got my stuff and went outside, and saw a few mutants shooting at some guys in power armor.
I readied my AR, and saw a car explode. It was like a small nuclear explosion, and the air filled with heat for several minutes. I took a few shots are the guys in power armor, who looked at me in confusion. Then a mutant ripped one of their’ heads off. The body slumped, the hydraulics not allowing him to tip over. The other guy turned, but not fast enough. Another mutant wielding a hammer-like weapon smashed him in half, the armor shearing as if made of aluminum. The mutants closest picked up the hunks of blood covered power armor, and the next ones to reach them picked up the holotags, guns, and other things. They all headed back to the bunker they had. I followed. The guard that could talk spoke up as I got near “We have a trade, but you can’t come to our home” He boasted a missile launcher that didn’t look nearly as intimidating as the steel rod strapped to his waist, wrapped in concertina wire.
I turned around, and started walking to the Washington monument, the tallest thing in sight that wasn’t a pile of rubble. I saw some guys in black leather-looking armor. They looked like people you would hire to go do the things you don’t want to. “Talon Company!” One yelled, and all three of them ran at me, for some reason all wielding melee weapons. One had a hammer, the other a hand-saw, the third a machete`. I raised my AR, and the one with the hammer slipped on some rocks, all three looking surprised. The machete` wielding one stopped running, dropped the weapon, and went for a 10mm submachine gun in a holster on his side. I shot at him first. The guy with the hammer fell onto a randomly-set bear trap, killing him. I hit the guy going for his gun in the chest twice, and he fell forward, spitting blood a good foot in front of him. The guy with the hand-saw ran all the way into me, without revving the saw, or even really attempting to kill me. I butted him with my rifle, which made an unusual ‘ding’ noise. He fell, and said “Error.” I looked closely at him, and he was an android, that had malfunctioned. His head twitched a few times, before the unit powered down. I reached behind its head, and pulled out the memory core, because it could be useful, or traded.
I grabbed the hand-saw and then went to the guy bleeding out from the bullet wounds. He groaned, and lifted his submachine gun at me, and I kicked it out of his hand. He sputtered blood out of his mouth and said “You svck.”
“Well I’m not dead!” I said and curb stomped his head into bits.