» Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:49 am
Dear Mr. Hefner
I believe that your periodical contains many fascinating articles on cuisine, technology, and fashion which my young children would greatly appreciate. However, I find that the nudity contained within is inappropriate for their age and ask that it be removed.
Get your kids to play Mario, or Zelda, or Fable, or the other 99/100 games with fluffy, inoffensive content. I'm sorry, but this game is already dumbed down and streamlined, it doesn't need to be censored...even optionally.