Gomorrah: Post Apocalyptic Fornication : Fallout: New Vegas

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:15 pm

Totally

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:26 am

Good prosttute bonus: Clean Pipes +10% XP for 8 hours
Bad prosttute penalty: Leaky Pipes -10% XP for 8 hours

dont forget the charisma boost and decrease and the reaction when your walking around scratching yourself yes you have crabs or you have the lurks go get cleaned ya pig lol

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:23 pm

dont forget the charisma boost and decrease and the reaction when your walking around scratching yourself yes you have crabs or you have the lurks go get cleaned ya pig lol

All kidding aside I would sink literally all of my money into the cheap lay just so I could stay below level 8 (apparently the tipping point for the learning curve) 10% longer.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:57 pm

Weelll, my first character is going to... Hahaha jk. Hell ya I'm using prostitues

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:34 pm

dont forget the charisma boost and decrease and the reaction when your walking around scratching yourself yes you have crabs or you have the lurks go get cleaned ya pig lol

Courier: hey guys *scratch*
wastelander: oh my god that's disgusting!

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:25 pm

blowing the insides of a mirelurk by targetting his face with the perforator. LOL

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:37 pm

If theres a xp gain or perk or something than yes I will fornicate.
If there is so much as 1 negative than no I will not.

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:20 am

Not true, Gabriel might want to go there. He does have a thing for ghouls XDD

:hubbahubba:
But I'm in a bind here, I don't know which one I want to take my virginity.
Fisto is sure to know what he's doing but ghouls are just so soft. :blush:

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:03 am

funny senario ya walk in go to bathroom see a guy screamin gas hes trying to take a leak and then he says so ya want some company lmao

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:13 am

:hubbahubba:
But I'm in a bind here, I don't know which one I want to take my virginity.
Fisto is sure to know what he's doing but ghouls are just so soft. :blush:

OH LOOK WHATS IN THIS THR-

*Sees this*

*Pukes in mouth*

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:00 am

Maybe on my pacifist bi character
but shell taze them with the cattle prod afterwords if it happens ever

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:53 pm

excuse me have you seen my package?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:20 pm

OH LOOK WHATS IN THIS THR-

*Sees this*

*Pukes in mouth*

*dusts off hansd*
My work here is done.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:50 pm

*dusts off hansd*
My work here is done.

The only way Gommorah could get any better for you is if there was a oiled up ghoul Bruce Willis. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:12 am

The only way Gommorah could get any better for you is if there was a oiled up ghoul Bruce Willis. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh god yes.
Hope they add him in a DLC. :celebration:

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:14 am

Oh god yes.
Hope they add him in a DLC. :celebration:

*laughed out loud* I think I've read the best banter I'll see today. :rofl:

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 2:46 am

What is wrong with you people.... Ghouls are *pukes*........ I would much much rather a girl, no guy, only girl.

Ghouls have been around for 200 years so I'm pretty sure they have some moves that are better than any regular human. Just imagine...

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:35 am

Does the Pope [censored] in the woods?

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:52 pm

Ghouls have been around for 200 years so I'm pretty sure they have some moves that are better than any regular human. Just imagine...

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii97/Martyr_of_Death/stare-1.jpg :bonk:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:44 pm

I've never been one to frequent prosttutes in video games. Not that I have anything against the concept, but it seems like an awful waste of caps considering there's no mechanical benefit.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:00 pm

What is wrong with you people.... Ghouls are *pukes*........ I would much much rather a girl, no guy, only girl.

Hey! Ghouls are people too!
Maybe a little more squishy than regular people but they still have feelings and lust damnit!
We need to satisfy their urges!

Besides, nothing wrong with a little more fluids than usually. :whistling:

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 3:10 pm

No..... I try never to stick my little wanderer where countless wastlanders have been before.. Shudder....

:rofl: My character will pretty much be living at Gomorrah.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:01 pm

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii97/Martyr_of_Death/stare-1.jpg :bonk:

Hey like the song goes Older Women are Beautiful Lovers, they understand.

» Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:03 am

Hey like the song goes Older Women are Beautiful Lovers, they understand.

Maybe, but that doesnt mean I want to spend my night [censored] beef jerky.

» Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:44 am

Maybe, but that doesnt mean I want to spend my night [censored] beef jerky.

Its going to be nice and warm though.