I don't know, if i have the time and caps maybe. But i gotta say those wasteland service girls have to be rather.... dirty. I could give her a kfc wipe maybe.
So... When has YOUR Fallout character had a bath?
Besides dipping into radioactive goo called "water" before yet another round of wasteland dredging...
Pot, kettle, and prize goes to lone wanderer "fresh" from 12 hour hike through dusty wasteland carrying huge pile of assorted junk on his back. (while possibly closed inside metal chassis with questionable air conditioning)