AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’m going to be honest; this article wasn’t exactly what I had set out to do. I originally planned to write a first-person narrative of a low intelligence character in Fallout: New Vegas, but I realized that with very few dialogue choices and responses hinting at the fact that I was a complete imbecile (not unlike the first Fallout which was full of them), I decided it wouldn’t be that entertaining at all. But, I’ll be damned if I’m not going to write about something along those lines. I’m a writer, and when I have an idea I have to get it out some way. So, this isn’t the story I wanted to write, but it’s the one I decided to write. And what is this story about?
It’s just a little story about me running around the Mojave Wasteland drinking alcohol, doing chems, and beating people with a lead pipe dubbed “The Humble Cudgel.” You know, fairytale stuff.
Check it out: http://norgy.net/2013/08/gonzo-gaming-new-vegas-part-1/