So I've Got This Friend : Othor Games

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:46 am

So I've got a friend, and he's assigned me with the task of finding him a girlfriend. His name is Gordon (no not really, he's some weirdo I know from Steam) and I have no clue how to find 'Gordon' a girlfriend. So BGSF with your extensive knowledge of relationships help me help Gordon find a girlfriend.

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:59 pm

Tell him to get off his ass and look for himself.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:42 am

Tell Gordon to get his own girlfriend. Actually tell Gordon females are not possessions that you "get" or "acquire" for the sake of having one. :stare:

What pathetic lout asks a friend to go trolling for girls?

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:34 pm

Tell Gordon to get his own girlfriend. Actually tell Gordon females are not possessions that you "get" or "acquire" for the sake of having one. :stare:

What pathetic lout asks a friend to go trolling for girls?

This.

Does he actually want a relationship, or is he just looking for a trophy and free six? :facepalm:

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:53 am

Oh my god, ask her out already.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:00 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqLtt4vzgvM. :rofl:

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:50 pm

I shall be his girlfriend in exchange for cash.

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:05 pm

I don't usually spend my free time jumping on bandwagons, but this is just ridiculous!

:slap:

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:03 pm

I shall be his girlfriend in exchange for cash.

Wow we finally got a BGSF hoker

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:23 am

I shall be his girlfriend in exchange for cash.

How much? Gordon might be fairly close to you.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:22 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqLtt4vzgvM. :rofl:

Keep that link handy. "They" will need it for the next 10,000 similar threads.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 6:37 am

How much? Gordon might be fairly close to you.

Wait - I assumed he was American. I need more details

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 8:33 am

Be a girl. Problem solved!

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:44 am

Wait - I assumed he was American. I need more details

He lives in England, he's really, really insane, and I don't mean ICP insane I mean kill a puppy in front of an orphan insane.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:31 am

Tell him to get off his ass and look for himself.

this

or tell him to join a dating site

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:31 am

He lives in England, he's really, really insane, and I don't mean ICP insane I mean kill a puppy in front of an orphan insane.

No deal.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:03 am

He lives in England, he's really, really insane, and I don't mean ICP insane I mean kill a puppy in front of an orphan insane.

I retract my earlier statement. Instead I offer this:

Tell him to get off his ass and check into a mental institute.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:47 am

This is probably the most pointless thread. Ever.

I mean, if he's just some guy, some crazy guy, why even do this for him?

Why even post a thread about it......?

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:38 am

For some odd reason, I can't take this thread seriously.
Who asks their friend to go on a gaming forum and find them a girlfriend...?
The notion is nothing short of absurd.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:39 am

If there's no pain, there's no game.

So, you don't even know this guy from real life, right?

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 9:09 am

I mean, if he's just some guy, some crazy guy, why even do this for him?

Why even post a thread about it......?

Because I'm a nice guy and I'm terrible with relationship advice.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:45 am

He lives in England, he's really, really insane, and I don't mean ICP insane I mean kill a puppy in front of an orphan insane.

And you expect us to believe that your OP is serious?

Sounds like your fabricated "friend" needs a therapist.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:24 am

And you expect us to believe that your OP is serious?

Sounds like your fabricated "friend" ~~needs~~ is a ~~the~~rapist.

» Fri Mar 05, 2010 7:07 am

And you expect us to believe that your OP is serious?

Sounds like your fabricated "friend" needs a therapist.

Yeah, exactly my thoughts. This thread is just silly IMO.
@Woolymammoth
LOL

» Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:15 pm

"I'll take The Rapist for 500 please."

There is no way in hell this is a serious thread after that "kill a puppy insane" remark.

Edit: The snl reference was meant for woolymammoth.