» Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:46 am
Bards are pretty smart. Probably the smartest faction in the land.
Viamo: "Hey guys, the guy in heavy armour and glowing sword wants to be a bard."
Pantea: "What the hell.. can he play an instrument? Write poetry, does he know any songs?"
Viamo: "Nope, from what I can tell.. he pretty much just stabs and burns things"
Pantea: "Riiight.. what do you think guys?"
Viamo: "Would it be fair to abuse him?"
Pantea: "Whaddya Mean?"
Viamo: "Well, clap him on the back, tell him, well done, you're a bard! Then tell him that he looks awfully adventurous and his role is to wander the world and bring us treasure."
Pantea: "Come on.. who's gonna fall for that..."
Viamo: "You wanna bet?! 100 septims says I can make him fight through an undead army just to get a book I was planning to forge anyway."
Pantea: "You're on!"