The following message was intercepted several hours ago. Experts say all indications are the message is authentic. Warning! the following signal was decoded and sent from an undisclosed location in the North Pole. What your about to read, may disturb you:

....................Hello fellow and beloved Crysis 2 players from around the world. This is your saviour ENEMYo. I am sending the message from a top secret fortified shelter deep beneath the ice. I am alive and well and have been taking shelter here since my recent infiltration of the Ceph organization as well as Noobified's mysterious world. I discovered months ago that if you enter the Ceph website, Walka does a lot more than ping your location. He is perched on a throne like Skeletor from Masters of the Universe with a cerebral helmet on. The electrodes connected to his brain are wired to the Ceph website. Thus, every time you enter the site, he learns about your dreams and fantasies, providing him with the most ultimate sixual rush gratification!
Ceph Angelus is always near by smiling intensly as he frequently changes the solution in the helmet. Angelus's little big man syndrome has caused a recent but unsettling smile that envokes feelings of a demonic nature. The whole experience was disturbing and unsettling to say the least. Walka had equipped his own proximity alarm and I was discovered in his lair. At that point I was chased by a sloth like creature that resembled the Crow. He called himself Phenixaria and ranted on fact that he was a beast leader with a negative K/D ratio.

After I escaped the lair, I fell a bumped by head. When I came to I was in a bed with an IV hooked up to me. I remember seeing an Asian looking male wearing white scrubs peering into my eyes. I must of had a concussion because the male was warping from left to right in front of me. There were wires and other weird stuff hooked up to me. Before running out, I distinctly remember seeing an xbox 360 hooked up in the corner of the room. Strangely, a mouse and keyboard was next to it. There were also lots of tools like screw drivers etc. near by.

So here I am, taking shelter so I could write this top secret report. And make no mistake, ENEMY is back for good!!. Crysis 3 will be my playground where I systematically dispose of all unworthy's and solidify myself as the best Crysis player ever conceived!!

Your trusted saviour

ENEMYo!!!!!!