As a young man, i loved to play Carmageddon. I usually had some minor readjustments to make when after a long weekend i entered my Earthly Car, but that usually went quite well. Not always...

Needless to say: all the hype about the New Doom brought back sweet memories of crushing innocent NPCs for bonus minutes. And then i noticed how Car and Guar sounded alike.

It wouldn't work in a Single Player Game like Morrowind, i fear, nor do I have any idea why it would *be* in it, but maybe by posting this brainwave, someone might pick it up. Maybe TES Online would be a better environment for it, but i don't know it, and i have no idea if there are Guars there. Even better if there aren't : then they'll enter with a vengeance.

Guarmageddon would be a racing game. Collateral damage counts as bonus. Great Kills count as bonus. Weird Guars have special properties. And the absurdity and beauty of the Levels is only limited by the Developers' Minds.

Edit:

Mind you, i never played online. Single Player was fun enough. So TES3 / MW might not at all be such a bad idea...