Lets swap guides for every day life, heres mine

How to be Classy
Tip one place your favorite drink in a wineglass
sit in a fancy chair
play http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k http://endlessvideo.com/watch?v=DIx3aMRDUL4 http://www.rainymood.com/ all together
and your set you are now a fancy gentleman, lady

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Read Art of War by Sun Tzu. Do what it says..

Police Cars: Don't Try To Race Them.

Ai-yaa, give me a minute I think I have something to share...

Where is it, where is it...

*rustles around bookmarks*

Here we go. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ame_ni_mo_Makezu.

Be polite, trust no-one and always wear quality shoes.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Listen to:

Bob Dylan

The Grateful Dead

and

Death

1. Help those in need, ignore those in want.
2. Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
3. May as well go fishing.

Learn how to jump high fences quickly. I've saved my own ass so many times with this skill.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwVVpwBKUp0.

Eyes forward, dont slouch, don't speak unless told otherwise...well, maybe if you are in boot camp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOH_mioL3TU

Take of that hat. You look bad in it. Your attire is not suited to wearing a hat. The weather doesn't call for wearing a hat.

Also, if you're indoors, or talking to woman, it's rude.

Seriously, take off the damn hat.

Never hesitate to tell friends and family that you love them. Growing up, it was always taught that men aren't meant to say "I love you" to anyone but their wife, and I just never understood that concept. I've told my 3 closest friends that I love them since I was 15, and every last one of them say it right back.

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Ya know, I served in the military, and I didn't understand that concept then, and I don't understand it now? Whats up with no hats indoors? And even moreso when talking to a woman? Quite frankly, that is probably the most oudated, archaic idea I've seen/heard/read in a long time. Makes no sense whatsoever, lol

Wake up.

Don't die.

*takes off his hat*

Damn.

If you find yourself in a bad spot, don't be afraid to murder your way out of it.

Tanks are another no-no. Some of them cheat by using their cannons, and those will inevitably catch up to your car. And horribly [censored] you.

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The whole "doff your hat while talking to a woman, a group of women, or a man escorting a group of women" thing is pretty darn archaic and useless in modern social convention (in fact, it's kind of creepy).

The inside thing is just common sense. Hats are worn due to the weather, so you take them off when you take your coat of. Etiquette grew along those lines, and this is still relevant today, so it's a respectable thing to do.

Honestly, I'd just not wear the hat. 99% of people don't look cool while wearing hats. The ones that do look just as cool without.