"Reuters: CryTek issues apology to Crysis 2 PC gamers, lays off 100, severs ties with EA"
followed by
"AP: CryTek releases Crysis 2 patch with over 25 bug fixes, Sandbox 3, DirectX11, HD texture pack"
and then
"Reuters: NVIDIA strikes $2 million deal with CryTek for Crysis 2 expansion pack at discounted price"
... But I woke up and NONE OF THIS was true.