Rashir could give a flying hawks nest about Imperials and Stormcloaks, I just go with whatever is the easier thing to do.

So Aserun and Rashir kind of went with Hadvar.

Every time Hadvar cuts my bindings, I have to get super closer and he just stares at me longingly. Hadvar so wants me.

I don't think so.
Soon you'll hear him say "Itsh Pwobabwy besht if we shplit up."

I always thought Ralof was into me. I'm more into blondes, anyway.

He broke my heart. We bonded so well.

Yet oddly, even though he said we should split up he still waits for me to follow and takes me to visit his family.

So steamy

Ralof was all up in my hair the other day. I'm not into the male-male thing so I had to turn him down.

I am so into the male-male thing. But Onmund is the only one for me.

Marie had a crush on Hadvar once. Too bad he's not marriageable. She totally would've married him. Imagine, her and Hadvar living in Breezehome, with two adopted kids for him to care for while she went off to fight dragons. It would've been wonderful.

Just a jape just a jape.

Really my original reaction was, "Slow down there Hadvar we only met not to long ago. I know you think your life is to end due to a dragon attack, but not here, not now."

See the warrior part (when choosing the Guardian Stone) in this link: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Hadvar#Before_the_Storm

Hadvar once greeted my lovely imperial aligned nord gal by saying "Where you always this ugly?" She promptly slapped him and dumped a mug of mead over his head.

It's because he likes dark meat.

<---is playing a dark elf thus the response

M'aiq doesn't understand why the fuss over human lovers. Khajiit is much more better.

Hadvar is the one person who can't decide what accent he wants to use when speaking.

However I can't deny that he has some huge ass muscles even for a Nord.

M'aiq actually agrees with you. Hadvar is not that bad looking.

Damn straight. I just love when Khajit starts licking what fur I do have, so sixy.

M'aiq is not horny right now. Go somewhere else.

Maybe I can put you in the mood.

M'aiq is tired now. Go bother someone else.

Man that was fun.

Too easy. I open a can of Fancy Feast and they all come running to me.

Seems to be a common trait among Nords. And also anyone wearing Thieve's Guild Armor.

M'aiq is done talking.

You would probably want to avoid M'aig given the barbed [censored] of his race.

Or not.

Then let's not talk and just get freaky

I dunno, I heard some strange stories about some Khajiit men's, ah, member...

If it weren't for those freakish biceps that would actually be a good thing.

Nah, that's the trait of the Cathay sub-species of Khajiit, and at least I'm pretty sure the Khajiit in Skyrim are still Suthay-raht (which apparently only have a minor case of... such things.)