my first character was a female dunmer because i always thought the dark elves were hot(and need to get laid) and it was a female because i knew i would need to fight other female characters. it just feels right. any way my first character was really meant to allow me to test the new game that called itself an elder scrolls game really to come to understand what kind of experience i could have just by investing time in venturing around cities and learning what the nords of skyrim were like. i was for the most part very disturbed with what i saw; prejudices, fragile hopes, stupid guards and pathetic dark elves littered the world. first my character did the mara quests because i wanted to marry the dark elf priest lady, and so my dark elf became a wandering ardent devotee to love and spreading it among the people of skyrim. turns out you either cant marry the priest or she just wasn't interested. so then i ran into the grey manes who insisted that their son was alive and being held captive by the aldmer (who i only briefly spoke with before) and when i heard that the great cruel aldmeri were taking these peoples loved ones to be tortured with god knows what i took it as a sign that i was needed. my character quickly made enemies with the aldmeri through the grey mane rescue mission and became thane of whiterun while avoiding the conflict between the irrational and illogical humans. unfortunately throughout some of the other questlines i found out that the aldmeri were nearly just as unintelligent. i'm not sure what bethesda was thinking having a bunch of elves running around expressing their dominance by shouting "you think you can beat me!" while using their low level spells and getting killed by my unforgiving enchanted dual wielded finished axes with double bleed damage.

so thats when i decided that i had taken my character as far as the game would allow me, perhaps i will have her stop alduin latter but now i have realized that i really don't like the world of skyrim and so i made my second character raistlin majori: a menacing looking nord. through this character i found myself much more at home in a world i was deeply displeased with, joining with the grey beards and their belief in world recreation. with the remorseless raistlin i joined the honor bound storm cloaks in their foolish battle; allowing death to spread across the land. i married the dark elf barbarian i believe (because it would make sense that she would act as my queen of evil), who i gave most of my equipment. i myself was a necromancer of sorts raising the bodies of any that fell on the battlefield. as soon as the stormcloak quest was over, my queen of evil had a lovely set of dragon armor, and i had acquired a good number of dragon words i began my rampage of death. before the day was done everyone i had come to despise in this game was dead. unfortunatly this was only half the people in the game because most of the characters i wanted to kill couldn't actually die. i only offered mercy to those who didn't support the war or. i cleansed the land of the disgusting weak elves and the petty prejudices. anyway by that time i had become tired of seeing a bunch of worthless characters die. this should be a prime example of how poor characters can ultimately ruin the experience of a game like this.

so, i suppose my question is, does anyone have anything to say about this?

I love marmite. You either love it or hate it. I love it.

my dark elf didn't even get laid

Ummm. My question is: Have you ever heard of capital letters? As in ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?

Hmm half of every one is dead? So there are a lot of half alive people and animals walking around?

yes. i know all 26 capital letters. i',m just lazy