Vidicus will write one for you right now, using one of my characters.
Once upon a time, Daniel Dillinger was PMSing in New Vegas. Benny, having not thrown him out of the top floor of the Lucky 38 yet, decided that Daniel needed to go on a vacation, so Benny sent him to Sierra Madre!
Upon arriving their, Daniel bumped into the scarecrow from Batman. He shot him, and the scarecrow became deaded. Daniel went inside a house to grab some cigarettes. He found some cigarettes inside the house. He walked outside the house.
BUT THE SCARECROW DISAPPEARARRRRRED!
And then an old man showed up on uh... a.... HOLOGRAM! He was like.
"Hey guy that is totally not based off of Indiana Jones/Han Solo/Spike Spiegel! Help me out here!"
But Daniel was all like, "NOOOOOO!" and then started smoking. The old man, horrified by Daniel's reaction, suffered a sudden heart attack and died. He wasn't that important anyways.
Daniel then walked around Sierra Madre, and complained about things like the weather and how this was not his idea of a vacation. Suddenly, he was attacked BY THE SCARECROWWWWWW!
But Daniel shot the scarecrow. The scarecrow was deaded again! And then, Daniel bumped into his best buddy, Vatris Mars!
Vatris went all, "WHY ARE YOU HERE I AM CYNICAL BLARGH!"
And Daniel responded with, "Haha, you use a sword in a gunfight! What a loser!" Then he shot Vatris!
But Vatris deflected the bullet WITH HIS SWORRRRRRRD! "This sword carries with it the will of men whom would not restrain themselves, unlike you!"
"HAHA. YOU'RE GETTING ALL POETIC WITH ME!" Daniel shot Vatris three more times, and at least two of those bullets hit him. Vatris died!
But then a giant sphere thing flew out of the sky and farted on Sierra Madre, turning its already undead population into an even more undead population!
AND THAT IS HOW DANIEL DILLINGER SAVED A BUNCH OF AFRICAN KIDS FROM ENSLAVEMENT AT THE HANDS OF SANTA CLAUSE! In the Dead Money DLC.
~Vidicus
Blackhand now.
http://www.gamesas.com/topic/1181666-the-cloud/page__view__findpost__p__17512281one was written by one of the best authors that this forum has ever seen, so definitely give it a read.