» Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:57 pm
Dear Diary,
It's been about 14 days since PCers got the patch that we all so desperately need. The consolites are still waiting. Supplies are dwindling, and all we have left to go around is threads about the civil war, future dlc and the patch. What's worse is we're getting word that fixes may be needed for the fixes. Others are losing faith, but I stay strong.
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15 days since PCers got the patch.
I just got word that the patch may cause all of us to lose our ability to speak properly. The PCers gave word that some of them can't speak properly, and that the sound from their mouths no longer match their words. I try to stay faithful, but..I...I can't. It's been so long since I last played Skyrim. The new patch gave me hope that a new horizon was out there for Skyrim...but it's so so far away.
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It's been 16 days since the PCers got the patch now. Word hasn't been received from them, as their lip sink is so bad hat they now resemble a bad kung fu flick. We're running terribly low on interesting threads, and I've had to resort to playing (Graphic content, read with cation) other games! I don't think I can take this anymore. I have to go. If my family finds this, it means I died from Skyrim starvation. Tell them to bury my Alduin statue with me in the authentic Nord burrow/nuclear war bunker I made in my back yard. And tell them...tell them...I'll see them...in Sovn...garde...