Has your wife/husband cheated on you? : V - Skyrim

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:25 pm

My Husband used to cheat on me, until he took an arrow in the knee.

Oh no, he is a city guard now?

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:32 am

Maybe he was just giving her a foot massage. The appropriate punishment for which would be to drop him four stories onto a greenhouse.

especially if Faendal's middle name was "Anton".......classic, LMFAO.....

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:44 pm

Yeah I caught that little elf sneaking out of my house several times. So one time I followed him back to Riverwood, killed him, and threw his body in the river.

I killed Camilla too, but then I realized you can't re-marry so I reloaded and let her live, just so she can keep her shop open and make me some money while I'm out with my new girl Aela.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:06 am

My experience was similar, though it wasn't faendal. It was some random local npc around the time I first got the game. I came home and they were both in the bedroom. I killed him, raised him as a zombie and made him kill her. Apparently he was getting everything, while I wasn't getting so much as a hug. >=-(

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:06 am

I thought my wife was cheating on me with another man so I killed him... turns out this man was my housecarl and they're supposed to be there. Oh well, better safe then sorry.

Ahahahaha. DECAPITATION for Faendal with my Daedric great sword..."Heads will roll for this..."

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:53 am

You know it isn't surprising. You married her and took her off to the big city. But then what? You're gone, sometimes days at a time. Poor woman, never knows if that wave as you're walking out the door will be the last time she ever sees you again. She can barely keep her mind on the store at all. And then there's Lydia. Ever so eager Lydia, always hoping to run off with you into the woods to "fight dragons."

Of course, then she starts thinking that 24-hours wasn't a long courtship at all. Maybe she should've learned your last name. Maybe she's tired of seeing you stuff that cupboard by the door full of dragon bones before even saying hello. All she knows is that life in Whiterun isn't what she thought. She feels all alone. And then Faendal shows up. Good old, Faennie walked all the way to Whiterun just to visit. That's not an easy trip. It takes a few minutes. Sure enough, he's got hot apple pie and a bouquet of purple and red mountain flowers. And better yet, he's ready to just sit down and listen. Maybe his hands start to wander. Maybe she doesn't stop him this time since you're likely being eaten by Falmer's in a cave somewhere.

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:27 pm

He was coming out of the bedroom, that is different. They were alone in the bedroom.

My characters are often alone in the bedroom with Lydia. Means only that she likes the chair next to the small table.

» Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:41 am

Gotta get amulet of mara in Riften. Just be sure to watch for cheaters, camilla is not the only one ive heard of

I remember a guy who tried to find a loyal one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHvx0l_tVEw

She is so understanding, but being a priestess of dibella I'm sure she has massive orgy's with all the shopkeepers in Riften when I'm not home.

:rofl:

So sad that she couldn't overcome her racism.

:rofl:

You know it isn't surprising. You married her and took her off to the big city. But then what? You're gone, sometimes days at a time. Poor woman, never knows if that wave as you're walking out the door will be the last time she ever sees you again. She can barely keep her mind on the store at all. And then there's Lydia. Ever so eager Lydia, always hoping to run off with you into the woods to "fight dragons."

Of course, then she starts thinking that 24-hours wasn't a long courtship at all. Maybe she should've learned your last name. Maybe she's tired of seeing you stuff that cupboard by the door full of dragon bones before even saying hello. All she knows is that life in Whiterun isn't what she thought. She feels all alone. And then Faendal shows up. Good old, Faennie walked all the way to Whiterun just to visit. That's not an easy trip. It takes a few minutes. Sure enough, he's got hot apple pie and a bouquet of purple and red mountain flowers. And better yet, he's ready to just sit down and listen. Maybe his hands start to wander. Maybe she doesn't stop him this time since you're likely being eaten by Falmer's in a cave somewhere.

OMG, i'll be earlier at home, i promise.

Oh, man... this thread just gets better and better...

» Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:58 pm

Edit: Never mind.