On the other hand, that would be a great conversation starter.
Me : hi there sorry to interupt, but I walked by and noticed you had 40 arrows in your eye..
NPC : "I saw a mudcrab the other day"
Me : ok, so you only lost your eye recently, but mudcraps do not shoot arrows...
NPC "I am keeping an eye on (female NPC) I got matromony in mind"
Me : not sure that works in your condition
NPC "I tried to pursuade her to a date, though she aimed for me too, but she rejected me...
Me : well she sure aimed good at you! hehe!
NPC : if you were any other man I would kill you were you stand.... GO AWAY!
Me : bye!
something like that?