Help with girl problems : Othor Games

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:51 pm

[censored] You. :swear:

Perhaps if you'd stop eating children in the woods girls would like you more :whisper:

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:04 am

Perhaps if you'd stop eating children in the woods girls would like you more :whisper:

:blink: They don't like that?

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:57 pm

Perhaps if you'd stop eating children in the woods girls would like you more :whisper:

But the lady in the house of chocolate and cake loves it when I bring children to eat.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:24 pm

But the lady in the house of chocolate and cake loves it when I bring children to eat.

Sounds like your set in the female department, what are you complaining about? A woman that lives in a house of chocolate and cake and you are mad at the op

oo: Im flabbergasted.

» Sat May 28, 2011 5:37 am

I don't have that problem to nearly the same extent, but I do get hit on semi-often. I'd say it's about once or twice a week that I'm asked about my relationship status and if I would be interested in going out with the person and whatnot. I just say I'm engaged or married (a tiny lie, since I'm committed, but not engaged yet) and they usually back down (only had one or two ask if I would consider adding a lover). I just find it funny and flattering. I'm not trying to brag or anything; don't take this post that way. I will say that the majority of guys who ask me are 40s and up. There are a few under that range. Even a co-worker who said he would like to see me er, 'immodest'... um...

But yeah, just say you're engaged and madly in love. If it's true, hooray; it works and you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. If it's partially true, hooray; it probably worked.

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:31 am

Perhaps if you'd stop eating children in the woods girls would like you more :whisper:

But those are the only tasty kind of children....

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Why is everyone hating on the man? Its not his fault he resembles a greek god.

Damn, why dose it have to have the greek part, im kinda like Budda... People like him right ?

Anway Op take lessons from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ze_R3TevE He has pretty much no one.

» Sat May 28, 2011 10:18 am

Just say you've got a girlfriend...

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:17 am

I know how you feel. :rolleyes:
I've counted 6 girls in my neighboorhood that uh follow me

» Sat May 28, 2011 4:52 am

I find the honesty of the OP to be suspect.

But theres always some merit in suggesting you walk around smeared in what looks like excrement. It doesnt have to be excrement, just aslong as it looks like it.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:37 pm

I seem to have the opposite problem. I'm usually ignored by everyone. :shrug: I don't really mind that much, but it makes trying to find friends rather difficult.

EDIT: In real life. Forums are an equal footing. I guess my aura can't seep through teh interwebz. :batman:

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:45 pm

I seem to have the opposite problem. I'm usually ignored by everyone. :shrug: I don't really mind that much, but it makes trying to find friends rather difficult.

EDIT: In real life. Forums are an equal footing. I guess my aura can't seep through teh interwebz. :batman:

Hey me too!

Also OP, if you're not joking around then well there's nothing you can do. Sure you can wear a wedding ring, but that could be the same as saying you're gay. Those girls might want that challenge. Course you could be like me and have no girls following you nor having anything to do with you but I wouldn't know how to make that possible short of you looking like me which is what throws them off I think.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:30 pm

buy a riot shield

» Sat May 28, 2011 1:27 am

Glad ya feel better about yourself now.

<_<

In all seriousness, I don't think what you are describing is really happening. I don't think anyone who spends a decent amount of time on a gaming forum has the mojo of the local football captain, sorry.

If it is real, though, you have the Kavorka. I suggest taking a bath in vinegar, and wearing garlic cloves around your neck whilst taking said bath.

And post a picture so we know what we're missing.

That would ruin his act..... :whisper:

:poke:

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:47 pm

I thought I'd never be one of "those" guys that post girl help threads, but, alas, here I am.
I have a serious problem with the ladies, and I need your help with this.

My problem is: I seem to give off some super-powerful pheromones that just attracts women to me! I'm not kidding! Everywhere I go I get hit on by women. My ass gets grabbed regularly! I feel so... violated. Now you may be thinking "this raithen dude has got it going on - he can have any woman he wants!" It's not that easy. I'm already dating someone and we're quite happy together.

My mojo appears to be so concentrated that I'm mobbed at every party I go to. And that one time I walked through sorority row? ....never again *sob*....

So, short of making myself smell really bad, how do I get women to stop attacking me everywhere?

Just say no.

And post a picture so we know what we're missing.

» Fri May 27, 2011 7:06 pm

Oh your so troubled! I feel so sorry for you! what a horrible curse to have fallen upon you at birth! I can't imagine how horrible it must be. My condolences. <_<

seriously, just say no when they try to hit on you its that easy. It may be hard when women throw themselves at your glorious feet but just say no. Problem solved.

This.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:18 pm

seriously, just say no when they try to hit on you its that easy. It may be hard when women throw themselves at your glorious feet but just say no. Problem solved.

Or cultivate a compendium of witty-yet-scathing responses that insult the tramps' unsolicited promiscuity. :thumbsup: Get your dose of humor at their expense.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:55 am

I seem to have the opposite problem. I'm usually ignored by everyone. :shrug: I don't really mind that much, but it makes trying to find friends rather difficult.

EDIT: In real life. Forums are an equal footing. I guess my aura can't seep through teh interwebz. :batman:

But you're a girl who likes videogames, you're like the ideal person for most men :mellow:

» Sat May 28, 2011 3:31 am

I wanted to hear about someone with problems _attracting_ a girl or someone who doesnt know what to do in a relationship, not someone who is a babe magnet!! >,
"Wear a fake wedding ring. " agreed, tell your GF is a friendship ring and give her one.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:21 am

But you're a girl who likes videogames, you're like the ideal person for most men :mellow:

Wait......

Really?

These girls just keep infiltrating our ranks everyday....

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:39 pm

Wear a dress and makeup

Tell them you're gay.

Not that I have much experience, but these would probably attract girls more (although not in a romantic sense). Plus, the girlfriend may not be happy with a boyfriend everyone thinks is a gay cross-dresser.

» Sat May 28, 2011 7:37 am

I wanted to hear about someone with problems _attracting_ a girl or someone who doesnt know what to do in a relationship, not someone who is a babe magnet!! >,

*raises his hand*

Me! Me!

I can attract a girl, but I always end up being more of a "guy friend" than a romantic interest. :facepalm:

No, Im not gay or effeminate. <_<

» Sat May 28, 2011 8:49 am

Talk about how awesome Halo is.

» Sat May 28, 2011 2:50 am

Talk about how awesome Halo is.

Dude, Overkill.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:33 pm

Dude, Overkill.

... Neopets then?