I thought I'd never be one of "those" guys that post girl help threads, but, alas, here I am.
I have a serious problem with the ladies, and I need your help with this.

My problem is: I seem to give off some super-powerful pheromones that just attracts women to me! I'm not kidding! Everywhere I go I get hit on by women. My ass gets grabbed regularly! I feel so... violated. Now you may be thinking "this raithen dude has got it going on - he can have any woman he wants!" It's not that easy. I'm already dating someone and we're quite happy together.

My mojo appears to be so concentrated that I'm mobbed at every party I go to. And that one time I walked through sorority row? ....never again *sob*....

So, short of making myself smell really bad, how do I get women to stop attacking me everywhere?

Take your girlfriend with you everywhere you go.

Bear mace.

have you tried - *gets distracted, dry humps leg*

Wear a dress and makeup

Tell them you're gay.

That wouldn't work, girls like a challenge when it comes to changing men

Play jerk is a good shield to girls.

Oh your so troubled! I feel so sorry for you! what a horrible curse to have fallen upon you at birth! I can't imagine how horrible it must be. My condolences. <_<

seriously, just say no when they try to hit on you its that easy. It may be hard when women throw themselves at your glorious feet but just say no. Problem solved.

Wear a ring or something to show you are taken already if you cannot be in the same place as your girlfriend. I don't have the same problem as you but I keep a ring my girlfriend got me on a gold chain I have had forever. You can't see it but at least I have it, and I can wear the ring if I need to. She has the issue where guys who have been drinking, usually but not always, try to flirt with her. It upsets me but she has a matching ring which she says she wears to deter them.

Hazmat suit? They are very off-putting.

[censored] You. :swear:

Start wearing a T-shirt with a drawing on a heart and the words 'No vacancy' written on it ^^

I know how you feel bro. Those chicks just dig us awesome guys.

Just ask her out.

Sleep with all those women. You've got talent, use it.

Thanks I didn't have the courage I just used used heavy sarcasm

Does kinda feel like your tea bagging the rest of us who can't get girlfriends.

Hmm, one of my brothers and best friend has this problem too. He also has a girlfriend, but girls just want him badly, some going as far as to try and grab his junk. As to what he does, he pretty much says he has a girlfriend. As for what I can say, [censored] you.

Act like the Tourettes Guy.

Wear a fake wedding ring.

Don't be jealous, people. It seems he simply has the sweet, sweet aroma of "already taken." I'm sure lots of girls will be interested in you, too, once you're not allowed to talk to them.

Why is everyone hating on the man? Its not his fault he resembles a greek god.

I'm nothing if not direct. Unless I'm cagey. Then I'm not direct. Or am I?

Very true.

But my statement still stands:Just ask her out.

Yeah, a gorgon.