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» Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:48 am

suddenly, Pelinal Whitestrake returned from the netherworld and began firing his lay-zah all over the place, saying:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:26 am

Mekalekahi! Mikka hidey hidey ho!!!

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:13 am

the guard whacked him with his sword and said

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:13 am

suddenly, Pelinal Whitestrake returned from the netherworld and began firing his lay-zah all over the place, saying:

Banana FFFFFIIIIISSSSHHHH!!!! , abruptly stopping to :

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:50 am

LEEEEEEROOOOYYYY JENKINS!

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:26 am

Suddenly, Pelinal split into Akatosh and Lorkhan, and they began to fistfight in the bar.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:07 am

an orc started taking bets on who would win

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:16 pm

an orc started taking bets on who would win

Then a lone stranger walked in, armed with nothing but a crossbow and a single bolt. He took aim at a hanging candle array. After a full 15 seconds with no one paying attention, he shot at the rope holding the candles aloft... The bolt soard past the rope by barly a tooth's skin and missed, bounced off a wall and pointed upward, rebounding back and hitting the candles above the archer. In less time than it took to say "aaahhh" the candles came crashing down trapping the archer inside a wooden circle of fire. The crash and flames seemed to get everones attention when:

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:16 pm

A burly Orc walked in and asked the cook if Roast Archer was on the menu, he was happily surprised to see his meal right in front of him, when suddenly:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:31 am

A burly Orc walked in and asked the cook if Roast Archer was on the menu, he was happily surprised to see his meal right in front of him, when suddenly:

The bolt came whirling around and got him sqaure in the chest, instantly paralyzing him so that he could do nothing but watch him self die a slow and painful death...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:25 am

The guard was cut off, by an explosion and a blood-curdelling screech from the celler that awoke the drow...

:facepalm:

Anyway, then the bolt tore through the rest of his chest, bounced off the walls, then embedded itself into the wall above the bartender, dropping a tankard onto his head and smashing his brains in.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:42 am

:facepalm:

Anyway, then the bolt tore through the rest of his chest, bounced off the walls, then embedded itself into the wall above the bartender, dropping a tankard onto his head and smashing his brains in.

The dunmer competly confused look at his leg and yelled "!!!BLOOD!!!", then a hole in the cieling appeared and out came a couple of vampires aroused at the word "blood"...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:45 am

Then, a Witchhunter who had been asleep in the corner got up when the Vampires came in, "Back ye unholy curs! ARKAY! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled as he whipped out his enchanted bow and pinned one of the vampires against a wall with a silver arrow, but THEN:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:19 am

Then, a Witchhunter who had been asleep in the corner got up when the Vampires came in, "Back ye unholy curs! ARKAY! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" he yelled as he whipped out his enchanted bow and pinned one of the vampires against a wall with a silver arrow, but THEN:

The other vampires turned and swarmed the witchhunter, as a distraction to give the trapped vampire a chance to recall back to the hole from where it once came. After reapearing:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:46 am

The Mad Sotha-sil and his army of Fabricants surrounded the Inn, and Sotha-sil said "Klaatu Barada Nikto!!!" before he loosed his army to start tearing apart the Inn. The Vampires fled because they were all Bosmer, and in a blast of white light:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:12 am

The Mad Sotha-sil and his army of Fabricants surrounded the Inn, and Sotha-sil said "Klaatu Barada Nikto!!!" before he loosed his army to start tearing apart the Inn. The Vampires fled because they were all Bosmer, and in a blast of white light:

Alamexia appeared and slew Sotha Sil in an attempt of :

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:38 am

slating her lust for blood, or half-robotic freak blood, as it were. And then the Nevarine appeared and killed Almalexia and took her sword Trueflame, slaying the Fabricants! But a Her-hands Ordinator showed up and said "Stop, criminal scum! Braggh!" and killed the Nevarine, but not before:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:11 am

Vivec came in and, confused, said some words causing a cow to fall from the sky, crushing the Ordinator, the Nerevarine, and Vivec simultaneously. The cow then...

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:52 pm

Took a poo and somehow the poo spawned an Oblivion gate! And then a:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:45 am

A flaming, talking unicorn came out and said in a mighty voice...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:56 am

"Come with me if you want to live! To Candy Mountain!" And then it spit fire and flew into the air, just before a Troll came and...

(I couldn't resist the Candy mountain thing)

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:46 am

Farted on the emporer. Who had suddenly appeared out of the Oblivion gate weilding a fishy stick. He then...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:01 am

Threw both his shoes at George Bush who was watching near by. George Bush dodged the shoes and...

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:49 pm

was killed by a top hat wearing bear for being too political. The bear then roared:

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:36 am

"I'm too sixy for my shorts to sixy for my shorts so sixy it hurts" He then proceeded to: