Here's some fun! : The Elder Scrolls Series Discussion

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:41 am

Here's an idea for some fun. I will start by writing the first sentence of a story. Then everyone afterwards posts a what they think the next sentence should be. In a few weeks we might have an interesting story. Here's my start.

The door of the inn swung open.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:34 am

And a rather Obese Mudcrab entered,Scurrying to the innkeeper.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:48 pm

"Arrrrrr, What ye be drinkin' today then? the Innkeeper said.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:28 am

The mud crab clicked its claws twice.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 11:38 am

"What did you call me?" The innkeeper said with an nasty glare. He slowly drew a dagger and pointed it at the mudcrab.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:33 am

The mudcrab clicked again

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:00 am

and eight more obese mudcrabs scurried into the inn, clicking their claws they

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:20 am

all seemed just as irate as the innkeeper who was..

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:37 am

actually the adoring fan. "By azura by azura by azura!!! It's the grand champion!!!"

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:37 am

He yelled pointing out the door, and when the crabs turned to look...

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:01 am

It was indeed the newly-appointed Grand Champion, and, still recovering from other-day-mud-crab-seeing aggravation, he killed the crabs and then dropped them into a pot and steamed them.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:35 pm

Then an emaciated Dunmer entered the room.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:21 pm

He said "Skooma, I need skooma!"

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:24 pm

Shocked and appalled, a little old lady outside the door who heard him scremed 'I'll tell the guards!"

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:47 am

That very moment, a guard stepped out of the wardrobe. "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:54 am

"Please do!" yelled a half-cooked mudcrab, his cry cut short when the grand champion slammed the lid on his cooking pot.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:48 pm

"Where's that rat flambe I ordered?" Weebam-Na asked.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:15 pm

The cook screamed "YOU ARE FLAMBE!" and used a spell to light Weebam-Na on fire.

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:36 pm

Weebam-Na jumped up quickly and threw himself into the boiling pot of mudcrabs to put out the magical fire

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:37 am

Which resulted in numerous mud crabs attacking him with their pincers.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:00 am

And then one of the Mudcrabs snapped off his "little lizard" so Weebam-Na took a giant, rusty knife and stabbed himself six times in the chest

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:29 pm

And then one of the Mudcrabs snapped off his "little lizard" so Weebam-Na took a giant, rusty knife and stabbed himself six times in the chest

At which point no one payed attention any more...

» Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:09 pm

Meanwhile the Guard had knocked out the Dunmer and revealed himself as a cannibal, chewing lightly on the Dunmer's leg.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:43 am

"Looks like there's a murderer on the loose." He muttered, looking at the Dunmer.

» Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:15 am

"Looks like there's a murderer on the loose." He muttered, looking at the Dunmer.

The guard was cut off, by an explosion and a blood-curdelling screech from the celler that awoke the dunmer...