Oh, and the other people complaining about the almost incomprehensible spelling don't smell like trolls either? Uh huh.
EDIT: Not to mention your own lovely post of "Inb4lock", which is clearly inciting the rage of the OP in itself. Which is also against the rules here... but who am I to judge? XD
Bad spelling isn't a crime but that isn't my point.
By the way, Joke threads are against the rules here, so my use of "inb4lock" was entirely justified.