... just kiddin'.

My last 8 lunchboxes (and counting) have all resulted in the pathetically irrelevant 500 caps card. Not that it would make it any better, but I didn't even get a single blue "rare" piece of equipment either.

The bad to good ratio of loot from lunchboxes is positively ATROCIOUS.

Yep, I had a feeling this was going to be sarcasm. Btw, lunchboxes aside, I've also gotten three pets so far. Bonus wasteland caps, just what I &$#% need.

Why does this game even have caps? Is it supposed to be like a high score? When I hit 999,999 I should consider it a win? Why not just circle back to zero, like arcade games did in the old days?