» Thu May 12, 2011 10:25 pm
Our dog. He is, you see, a dog dog, whole and complete. And he likes to show this off, all the time. You're relaxing having a coffee? Dog comes and rolls over like, hey check this out. And if you're distracted and not paying attention to him, he WILL wander over and sit on your bare feet all lined up nicely so that his bits are all over your toes. It. Is. Disgusting.
Also, the flies. We live in the country, and it's been pretty humid, so there's been an explosion in the fly population. If you don't want to share your breakfast with 6 other flies, you gotta basically shovel the whole lot down in two seconds flat.