how can you tell if you played too much oblivion? : IV - Oblivion

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:08 am

When you have 100 hours plus on ten save games and five others have 25+ hours...

EDIT:or when you see someone take something that isnt theirs you run up to them and shout "Stop right There criminal scum" then realize its someone you know...

» Fri May 04, 2012 9:53 pm

Bleargh, i go to the supermarket, and i see some fruits (watermelons, pears, apples, whatnots)

I felt like picking them up with the spacebar.

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:42 am

When you check calendar and count days til the next Shade of the Revenant.

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:03 pm

When you log onto this forum before you've even had your morning coffee, just to see what your TES buddies have posted.

(And I don't regret it for an instant.

)

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:32 pm

When you log onto this forum before you've even had your morning coffee, just to see what your TES buddies have posted.

This is so me every Saturday and Sunday mornings and evenings, as well as every weekday evening. People complain about facebook taking up much time. I complain if one day goes by and I didn′t have a chance to check the forums. When I do check, it′s so much to read that it takes like an hour to do just that and reply. Not to mention posting stuff on my own! :ahhh:

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:59 pm

When you desperately search for a bathroom in the game because you really need to go.

» Fri May 04, 2012 3:03 pm

when you spend an entire day just to get the damn thing running properly only to find out that shutting your computer down restarting and then running steam as admin was the solution :facepalm:

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:02 am

When you desperately search for a bathroom in the game because you really need to go.

This happened to me...so many times

I thought i was the only one.

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:53 pm

When you say that Oblivion is boring and Skyrim is better. That's when.

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:21 am

When you confuse dialga for akatosh.

» Fri May 04, 2012 3:38 pm

When the real estate agent is showing you a house and you say "wow this is a beautiful mod, who is the author?"

When you say that Oblivion is boring

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

» Fri May 04, 2012 9:24 am

So many of these are good! I only have...

..when you get sick of walking around in 1st person mode all the time, and you're at the supermarket.

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:42 pm

And while at the supermarket when finding out they′re out of your favorite breakfast you yell "By the Nine Divines!" :ahhh:

» Fri May 04, 2012 6:56 am

And while at the supermarket when finding out they′re out of your favorite breakfast you yell "By the Nine Divines!" :ahhh:

you inspired me for this one

when your at the supermarket and you try to haggle with the cashier....

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:09 am

you inspired me for this one :wink:

when your at the supermarket and you try to haggle with the cashier....

And while doing that, you coerce, boast, admire her and tell a joke. And if that fails, you bride her!

» Fri May 04, 2012 10:41 am

And while doing that, you coerce, boast, admire her and tell a joke. And if that fails, you bride her! :biggrin:

and if that dosn't work... contact your old friend Lucien Lachance

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:51 am

and if that dosn't work... contact your old friend Lucien Lachance

Who happens to be the first in the speed dial list on your cell phone :wink:

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:02 am

So many of these are good! I only have...

..when you get sick of walking around in 1st person mode all the time, and you're at the supermarket.

Psh. Renee I walk around in 3rd person all the time! I mean I slept in 3rd person yesterday

» Fri May 04, 2012 7:38 pm

Who happens to be the first in the speed dial list on your cell phone :wink:

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:26 pm

Your portable urine bottles all overflow. You resolve to buy four more next trip in to town.

-Decrepit-

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:55 pm

And while at the supermarket when finding out they′re out of your favorite breakfast you yell "By the Nine Divines!" :ahhh:

Haha, this! It's the Pumpkin Flax cereal that I need. How else am I supposed to Restore my Magicka. Oblivion Take You!

» Fri May 04, 2012 3:40 pm

..you start sleeping above your blankets, wearing all your clothes.

...you get out of a car, and suddenly find yourself worried it'll start driving away.

And while doing that, you coerce, boast, admire her and tell a joke. And if that fails, you bribe her! :biggrin:

Guilty!

» Fri May 04, 2012 9:18 pm

When you stand in one place and wait for x amount of hours.

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:30 pm

When watching a favorite TV show and one of the actors says "I used to be til I took an arrow to the knee", I know it's not from Oblivion but I was just blown away at the reference! (NCIS show from two weeks ago)...... :tes:

» Fri May 04, 2012 5:54 pm

When you go out for a drink with friends, but just sit there, staring into space, while they all start downing pints. :foodndrink: