how can you tell if you played too much oblivion?

» Fri May 04, 2012 1:05 pm

..you start sleeping above your blankets, wearing all your clothes.

...you get out of a car, and suddenly find yourself worried it'll start driving away.

A car that you legitimately acquired, of course!

» Fri May 04, 2012 11:19 am

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:00 pm

When you go out for a drink with friends, but just sit there, staring into space, while they all start downing pints.

Then you get up woodenly, still staring in one direction, accidentally exploding the table, then walking to the bathroom.

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:27 pm

When you go out for a drink with friends, but just sit there, staring into space, while they all start downing pints.

You try to eat without moving.

You wonder why everyone doesn't have a nametag that immediately identifies who they are.

You say "fresh game" instead of "hello" or "' morning".

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:42 pm

When you stand in one place and wait for x amount of hours.

That′s what many hunters do, myself included; stand or sit at one point for hours without anything happening

» Fri May 04, 2012 4:23 pm

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:00 pm

when you walk past somebody, and you say "Good evening, citizen..."

Or you loudly declare 'TEN OF THE MORNING WATCH AND ALL'S WELL.'

» Fri May 04, 2012 2:46 pm

» Fri May 04, 2012 8:45 pm

When someone says they need to talk to you, and you say, "You have my ear citizen."
That happened to me today.

» Fri May 04, 2012 12:20 pm

When someone says they need to talk to you, and you say, "You have my ear citizen."
That happened to me today.

Guilty! ...all except for the "citizen" part. I know I've said "You have my ear, Bob" or whatever, at work.