How did you deal with Grelod the kind at the orphanage? : V

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:37 am

Too much to type it's easier just to show you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-gRnA8gdrc

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:54 pm

Someone is bound to be offended lulz. I support for realism.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:38 am

How did I deal with her? A poisoned dagger to the back of the head. Why? Because I do what I want.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:41 am

Topic locked

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:56 am

Topic locked

Thank you moderator SIR. Obviously this thread is here to provoke negative reactions, also known as trolling.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:15 pm

hit her with my burning glass war axe. I was prepared for a second strike with my other one, but turns out it wasn't needed.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:57 am

I had a contract to kill her so I did.

All contracts are absolute. Nobody is safe. Not even the Emperor

For Sithis!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:37 am

Haha that was great thanks for the laugh

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:13 am

FUS DO RAH

Then, a firebolt to the head.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:18 pm

....spoiler.... when will people learn

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:15 am

While I don't agree with the rules, they are there for a reason this time and I expect this topic will be closed.

But yeah, that's one way to deal with orphans!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:59 am

Haha that was great thanks for the laugh

All the people in here brown nosing the mods and being goody goody two-shoes was a good laugh as well.

YEAH LOL IT WAS CRAY CRAY WHEN HE WAS BRUTALLY CHOPPING THOSE CHILDREN DOWN STOP BROWN NOSING!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:45 am

Arrow to the face ^_^

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:45 am

Ah I frenzied her, hid, watched the guards come in, saw her attack and get killed by the guards. Actually, frenzy and frenzy poison was wonderful for the dark brotherhood quests - particularly with the ability to apply it by pickpocketing.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:00 pm

I punched her in the face, and it went into an execution animation.

The animation was that I grabbed by the shoulder with one hand and just slammed her in the face several times with the other. It was brutally awesome.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:24 am

Um as interesting as this is shouldn't it be locked?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:01 am

Um as interesting as this is shouldn't it be locked?

Probably, but you saying shoudn't this be locked isn't going to get it locked.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:27 pm

I followed her into a room and shut the door. Then I stabbed her.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:20 pm

First time I walked in there I had no idea about the questline. I was offended by her speech so I ran right up to her and bare-fisted punched her, thinking, you know, subdual damage... she fell dead.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:38 am

Waited until she went to sleep. Closed the door. Murder knife.

The children cheered and her assistant ran around like a terrified crazy women. No bounty went up because even the guards know Gerlode the Kind is an evil, evil woman.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:06 am

That'll learn those damn urchins. Grelod was just misunderstood. She never had children of her own, and wanted to raise the orphans with a strong moral compass.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:29 am

Hm, I thought you couldn't kill children in Skyrim?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:41 am

I wasn't expecting that O.o

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:45 am

Killed her in a room then dragged her body and hid it in the cupboard so the kids woudn't be traumatised, they seemed well pleased though..hehe

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:58 pm

While I don't agree with the rules, they are there for a reason this time and I expect this topic will be closed.

But yeah, that's one way to deal with orphans!

Richard would do it this way as well.