How exactly do you "JAHO"

Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:11 pm

Younger days? Dude, you're 17. You don't get to pull "when I were a lad" stories until you're at least 21!


HA! This is so true. When I turned 21, I started calling people "kid" or occasionally "son". Or the whole "When you get to be my age..." sort of thing.

I love it.

And to be on topic, if you guys are hanging out together, and alone, you've pretty much already asked her out.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:03 pm

HA! This is so true. When I turned 21, I started calling people "kid" or occasionally "son". Or the whole "When you get to be my age..." sort of thing.

I love it.

And to be on topic, if you guys are hanging out together, and alone, you've pretty much already asked her out.


I have a friend with a hellishly annoying habit of calling people older and more mature than her, "kid."

And I hang out with a male friend of mine, alone, plenty. Does that mean we go out? D:
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:06 am

HA! This is so true. When I turned 21, I started calling people "kid" or occasionally "son". Or the whole "When you get to be my age..." sort of thing.

I love it.

And to be on topic, if you guys are hanging out together, and alone, you've pretty much already asked her out.


Undone has got it right that if you're younger than 21 you certainly can't call anyone a 'kid'. However, at 21, you're also still a kid. You have to be at least 30s to be able to use that word.

And I hang out with a male friend of mine, alone, plenty. Does that mean we go out? D:


No....but maybe you wish you did!
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:33 pm

I have a friend with a hellishly annoying habit of calling people older and more mature than her, "kid."


Undone has got it right that if you're younger than 21 you certainly can't call anyone a 'kid'. However, at 21, you're also still a kid. You have to be at least 30s to be able to use that word.

I call everyone "kid". It's an affectionate term. Except for TeeHee, she's Kiddo. I even knowingly refer to older people as "this kid" sometimes.


Unfortunately, there are those that get all touchy about it, like being a kid is somehow a bad thing,
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:01 pm

I call everyone "kid". It's an affectionate term. Except for TeeHee, she's Kiddo. I even knowingly refer to older people as "this kid" sometimes.



This girl is using it in a patronizing way. Such as saying my best friend is too much of a "kid" to...er...engage in advlt relations, if you catch my drift. Things such as that.
I personally have no problems with being called a kid, as long as it's not by someone younger than me, trying to act older. Hell, half the time I probably am acting like I'm 12 :P
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:21 pm

Alright I've been reading the thread, enjoying myself as I've done it but- Whoa, wait a sec.!! PersonWorm is a girl?! That just shatters my whole universe, man... :shakehead:

Anyway, as I was saying; I personally like Mamagato's idea the most. (Barring my own ofcourse :P )

I remember this thread in another forum loooong ago where someone asked how to get a girl to like her. A Japanese nerdy 14 year old replies to the thread with these epic words:

"Become an hero"

-wait now, read it again.. Absorb it...-

Okay, if you were to "become an hero" as 14 year old Japanese nerd suggests, all your relationship troubles would come to an end! Everyone would instantly like you, you won't have trouble satisfying the girl, you'll have virtually no competition, and you'll have plenty of excuses to duck out of boring events by saying "my spider sense is tingling" or some crap. It's ideal! Becoming "an hero" is the only way!

Now, how to go about the transformation from an normal boy to an hero? Again, no one said super-hero, just hero. Stage an accident of some sort, then save the chick from that accident. Ask your friend to accidentally lose control of his car and drive straight for the girl, when you jump out of nowhere and stop the car, oh wait, this isn't Twilight push her out of the way. (Remember to jump out of the cars way too, don't pose before you're clear). Once your clear; pose.

Done.

Speaking of which, when exactly are you planning on testing our advice putting your plan into action?
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:26 pm

Morrowind method:

1. Meet Ahnassi in the Halfway Tavern in Pelagiad and let her admire your smooth moves
2. Give Ahnassi the gift of friendship by acting on her tip about a special belt
3. Share a care with Ahnassi to learn that a Camonna Tong thug, Daren Adryn, has frightened her
4. Travel to Gnaar Mok and take care of him, which ever way you choose
5. Return to have Ahnassi clear your criminal record
6. Hear about a key to the Redoran Treasury in Vivec and plunder the vaults
7. Ahnassi's old friend has turned to Skooma, convince him to let go of that habit
8. (Optional) Visit Ahnassi's friend, the Acrobatics Master trainer, Senyndie for better prices and a skill book
9. Bring Ahnassi two flowers, a Coda Flower and a Gold Kanet, as a token of your love
10. Steal a Flamemirror Robe from a Telvanni wizard in return for 20 ebony throwing stars
11. Pick up the Elvul's Black Blindfold (a glove actually) from the Imperial Commission inside Castle Ebonheart

Is it obvious how badly I am trying to one-up my buddy Holy Assassin?
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:06 am

Morrowind method:

1. Meet Ahnassi in the Halfway Tavern in Pelagiad and let her admire your smooth moves
2. Give Ahnassi the gift of friendship by acting on her tip about a special belt
3. Share a care with Ahnassi to learn that a Camonna Tong thug, Daren Adryn, has frightened her
4. Travel to Gnaar Mok and take care of him, which ever way you choose
5. Return to have Ahnassi clear your criminal record
6. Hear about a key to the Redoran Treasury in Vivec and plunder the vaults
7. Ahnassi's old friend has turned to Skooma, convince him to let go of that habit
8. (Optional) Visit Ahnassi's friend, the Acrobatics Master trainer, Senyndie for better prices and a skill book
9. Bring Ahnassi two flowers, a Coda Flower and a Gold Kanet, as a token of your love
10. Steal a Flamemirror Robe from a Telvanni wizard in return for 20 ebony throwing stars
11. Pick up the Elvul's Black Blindfold (a glove actually) from the Imperial Commission inside Castle Ebonheart

Is it obvious how badly I am trying to one-up my buddy Holy Assassin?


:lol:

That's a pretty long way to go about things. :P

Don't worry about it, bro. Any and all suggestions are welcome to the OP. He needs all the options available. Better get stocking up on Coda Flowers and Gold Kanets as of now. :happy:
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:40 am

BTW, in step 11, you might get a run for your money.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:07 pm

In some cases you don't ask her at all. Just get to know her, be yourself, and after awhile there will be no fear is asking her out on a date. She may even ask YOU. It doesn't even have to be date date. Just going to hang out sometime. Girls like that.

This method I am sure works very well. It has happened to me and the person ended up being the love of my life.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:33 pm

She may even ask YOU.

A shocking revelation.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:54 pm

My sarcasm detector that was designed specifically for BSF members does not work anymore due to my prolong inactivity here.

So I dont know if that sarcasm or not..

But yeah, some of them will be so into you that you wont be the one doing the asking.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:02 am

I had a girl that asked me out once. But once I accepted she made me ask her out :confused:
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:30 pm

I remember this thread in another forum loooong ago where someone asked how to get a girl to like her. A Japanese nerdy 14 year old replies to the thread with these epic words:

"Become an hero"

-wait now, read it again.. Absorb it...-

Okay, if you were to "become an hero" as 14 year old Japanese nerd suggests, all your relationship troubles would come to an end! Everyone would instantly like you, you won't have trouble satisfying the girl, you'll have virtually no competition, and you'll have plenty of excuses to duck out of boring events by saying "my spider sense is tingling" or some crap. It's ideal! Becoming "an hero" is the only way!

Now, how to go about the transformation from an normal boy to an hero? Again, no one said super-hero, just hero. Stage an accident of some sort, then save the chick from that accident. Ask your friend to accidentally lose control of his car and drive straight for the girl, when you jump out of nowhere and stop the car, oh wait, this isn't Twilight push her out of the way. (Remember to jump out of the cars way too, don't pose before you're clear). Once your clear; pose.

Done.

Speaking of which, when exactly are you planning on testing our advice putting your plan into action?
I laughed until I saw you ruined it by completely missing one of the only funny memes. Do you even know what becoming an hero is?

Anyway, movies are good only if the cinema is empty and you are movie-talkers or if you either do something else before or after, like eating.

EDIT: Also remember that you're 14 also and at the beginning of pubascence, so there'll be many chances yet within the coming years. 99.9% of lasting relationships don't start at that age. But then again, just having someone to hang out with is also a good incentive.
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:37 am

Is it obvious how badly I am trying to one-up my buddy Holy Assassin?

You obviously win... I mean, in your scenario you get 20 ebony throwing stars and true love. Life doesn't get any more rewarding than that.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:16 pm

EDIT: Also remember that you're 14 also and at the beginning of pubascence, so there'll be many chances yet within the coming years. 99.9% of lasting relationships don't start at that age. But then again, just having someone to hang out with is also a good incentive.

Hey, I started going out with my girlfriend when she was 14. Are you saying we're not going to last? D: You used to be cool!



That's a pretty long way to go about things. :P

Chloroform.
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:51 pm

How did it go?
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:49 am

I laughed until I saw you ruined it by completely missing one of the only funny memes. Do you even know what becoming an hero is?


Nope. I assumed it was just incorrect grammar. :shrug:

Edit: Well in his case, it just was incorrect grammar, but I just googled it..
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:13 am

Alright I've been reading the thread, enjoying myself as I've done it but- Whoa, wait a sec.!! PersonWorm is a girl?! That just shatters my whole universe, man... :shakehead:


Hey. Hey! Now what is wrong with me being a girl??

:sadvaultboy:
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:25 pm

Hey. Hey! Now what is wrong with me being a girl??

:sadvaultboy:

It means you're a fraud. There are no girls on the internet. Except me, of course.
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:57 am

It means you're a fraud. There are no girls on the internet. Except me, of course.


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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:16 pm

It means you're a fraud. There are no girls on the internet. Except me, of course.

Undone, we all know you're a GIRL.
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:23 am

1) Casual Conversation
2) Mention of activity you're doing in the near future that you know she will show interest in
3) Invitation to her to join you in said activity
4) ???
5) Profit!!
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Post » Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:50 am

*Puts on glasses...* Oh, much better. :geek:

I saw the thread title and thought of something completely different. :blush2:


I usually prefer to meet someone in group settings, and from there find that we have a mutual interest. Make a date based on mutual interest. Conversation flows much better with this approach (for myself anyways).
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Post » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:11 pm

Well, im going to go ahead and say what Peace Bullet would before he gets the chance.

"Grab her from behind and whisper in her ear 'Ill rob you.' "
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