All your life. Get used to it.

IHaveAFatDog: You're the .01.

I don't get why it seems weird. I've met downright predatorial ones and others have very stalked my friend.

I'm going to ask her in February, until then I'll continue dreaming about her...

This is a story people have heard before, so apolgies for those who remember.
I am invited to a barbecue on a beach along the coast north of Tsuen Wan where i used to live. A barbecue. Loads of food lovely time and I charm a lady who is a friend of a friend, and a police officer, and lovely, and quite wonderful in and out of uniform.
So being a smooth talking kind of a girl, I manage to persuade her into a repeat performance the next night. We must have undercooked the food first night, because by then we are thundering like the clouds before a typhoon, rumbling farting that reduces us both to helpless laughter, camaraderie and then love. I warned you this one was romantic.

Hetaera's advise: Fart at her

:P

GIRL

Guy
In
Real
Life

:) True love noes no gases!

Why February? Why not now?

Damn, I've been lied to all my life. :shakehead: Does this mean I have to start doing gross, manly things now?

Yes.

Don't act like you don't want to. I know you do.

If u want, that would be hawt.

Seriously, dun worry, they need the denial. It helps somehow with this Master of the Universe bizz.

I do not understand this statement in the least. Care to elaborate, somehow?

I believe it is something along the lines of "I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and keeper of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic wand (use psuedonyms here) and said... By the power of Greyskull!"

Not helping. You know what, never mind.

I totally understand that, and yet I'm not quite sure. But I get the reference, and the innuendo.

@5c3j9r7productions
Holy crap bud, bet ya didn't expect this when you started the thread.. you were probably more in tune with: "Oh gawd, the board is gonna roast me for starting a jaho line.."

yup.

Anyway, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIBF9hSI-I&feature=related
which proves that no matter how wrong you get it, there is always a worse way to do things

I almost feel a sense of personal celeb coming on due to this..

we are sooo cool :twirl:



very nice..

But other than that, this usually works for me.. my only problem, no unvanquished enemies left



Right.. then three quarters of the advise giving here ought to be chucked, including Zack Brannigan's guide to making love at a woman.. sowwee...

Only ever so slightly, like an iceberg barreling down on a helpless oceanliner in the night, while the band kept playing, and playing...






Like I said.. three quarters..


Anywho.. listen buddy, like you mentioned, you're 14 and just starting out, and this is your first jaho evah.. so she's just as nervous about life as you are, it's just that girls and woman always seem less awkward about it, which unfortunately compounds ours.. yeah, get used to it.

But really, at your age, just asking her out is that simple.


"Wanna hang out, maybe get a soda at the mall?"

"Do you understand [insert school subject], cuz I can help" or "..cuz I could really use some help."

"Joey Wizerbowski's parents are letting him have a mixed birthday party Friday afternoon/evening. Would you like to go with me?"

And always realize that it's about spending time with someone, and having fun.

DO NOT OVER COMPLICATE THIS!! As a guy it's you first line of reasoning, DON'T FALL FOR IT!!

From Andy's book of magic:
"Confidence is one of the most attractive forces a man can put out. If accompanied by good personal hygiene and a non-too-disastrous fashion sense (again, simple is better, but mind the shoes, because women do), it will pull you through the moment successfully."

I look a lady square in the eyes and state that I really want to get to know her better (for whatever reason), and whether they would mind.

If they don't mind, I'm in. B)



Good luck.

^is all, give or take

See! I told you confidence is important! Old Andy confirms it, and when he confirms something, it's biblical!

Also, what shoes do you suggest then? I never knew women pay attention to them. I usually wear plain white sneakers..

Crap. I needs me more sig space


thank's though

Okay.. shoes and woman. We all know the basics, but it boils down to this

Just like guys tend to judge other guys by what they drive (we do, so admit it :stare: ), women tend to -generally- do the same. And just like we then take our car-comparison of guys and overlay that onto our pre-judgment of women, they do the same with their pre-judgment of other women, and for some reason I as a man can't fathom, concerning shoes (sometimes it's fashion in general, and always is personal hygiene a factor in their decision-making!)

As long as the shoes aren't shabby looking, and marginally go with the outfit, you're set. So let's NOT wear Converse allstars^tm sneakers under a suit -only a few of can pull that one off, I can't, so don't try.

Or cowboy boot with the jeans tucked in, e.v.e.r..

Or http://www.watisin.nl/wp-content/blubber/2009/06/img_0929-1024x1024.jpg without the socks, again, EVAH... (it was barely possible to pull off in the eighties, and we had http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hiHmsKNE40Q/S-ngkDwaikI/AAAAAAAAB9E/9cHiK7QDBds/s1600/Miami-Vice_l.jpg on our side at the time. Just.Don't.Do.it.)


I have more secret documentation from the global woman's sisterhood sorority, but I'm saving it for wiki-leaks

I think I hear an all female ninja death squad peeking through the windows and knocking at the door... maybe one of 'em is single.

So, no Converse and no loafers. Got it.

But wait! Converse looks okay with casual wear! And loafers... okay forget the loafers..

Ah yes, shoes. Shoes are very important.

Sure, they're fine under casuals, just not under a pin striped suit

And loafers (thanks for a name) have had their moment, and it's time to evolve beyond them (besides, they're basically sleaze wear, along with big medallions, open shirts spouting uncombed chest hair and other bad ideas from the seventies and eighties..

Also, no more big hair!!! Bon Jovi figured it out, why can't the rest??)







And don't get me started on mullets... :stare:

Yes, we've established that. But what kind of shoes? What type? What should they achieve? My fashion sense isn't bad, but if there's anything I don't know, I would like to learn it, today!

The type of shoe you should be wearing depends on the clothes you're wearing. If the clothes you're wearing aren't nice, even great shoes won't save it. Wear good clothes. With good shoes. That suit the clothes. And have nice hair. And never wear crocs in public. Or in private.