If she says no, a rag soaked in Chloroform works wonders. Just ask her this,"Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?" And the rest will become clear. YOu obviously drag her to the theater, and wait for her to wake up. And be sure that you are seated closer to the edge. So she can't get out. It should work. But only if she says no, and from how it sounds, she most likely won't.

Thank you people, for an hilarious topic.

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