How exactly do you "JAHO" : Othor Games

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:51 pm

Now to answer the OP's original question. How to JAHO. I'd usually skip the details but as I am free, and full of BS I need to get off my chest, I'll go ahead and answer him.

How Exactly To JAHO:

One must look at each word carefully, anolyze it, and understand it.

Just: One must be just and fair in order to maintain a balanced relationship.

Ask: For one must ask the woman of his liking, rather than forcing her, or begging her.

Her: For it is all about her. Not about you, or me, or your paternal third cousin. Her.

Out: For if you are to ask her "in", it would defeat the purpose of asking in the first place as she is most likely already in. "Out" is the location in which everything takes place.

Master the principles of these words. A thousand women may come, and you shall have a thousand positive replies without failure.

*bows in humility*

This made my day :lol:

I'm showing my boyfriend number 3. And beating his face into the laptop til he gets it.

Even if you're just joking, you provide some fairly sound advice!

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:18 am

Now to answer the OP's original question. How to JAHO. I'd usually skip the details but as I am free, and full of BS I need to get off my chest, I'll go ahead and answer him.

How Exactly To JAHO:

One must look at each word carefully, anolyze it, and understand it.

Just: One must be just and fair in order to maintain a balanced relationship.

Ask: For one must ask the woman of his liking, rather than forcing her, or begging her.

Her: For it is all about her. Not about you, or me, or your paternal third cousin. Her.

Out: For if you are to ask her "in", it would defeat the purpose of asking in the first place as she is most likely already in. "Out" is the location in which everything takes place.

Master the principles of these words. A thousand women may come, and you shall have a thousand positive replies without failure.

*bows in humility*

Just: Ask her out, and no more. Don't add bells, whistles, complications or sidecarts.

Ask: Don't say "let's go", extend and invitation.

Her: Her. Her only. No one else.

Out: Asking her "in" puts the "in" in "prematurely intimate". Out is better.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:50 am

:rofl:

Holy Assassin, thank you for making me laugh multiple times today.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:25 am

Wait. Im sensing something.

Is this one of those threads that wil be talked about fro months to come?

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:51 pm

"prematurely intimate"

Lawl. :teehee:

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 2:06 pm

Now to answer the OP's original question. How to JAHO. I'd usually skip the details but as I am free, and full of BS I need to get off my chest, I'll go ahead and answer him.

How Exactly To JAHO:

One must look at each word carefully, anolyze it, and understand it.

Just: One must be just and fair in order to maintain a balanced relationship.

Ask: For one must ask the woman of his liking, rather than forcing her, or begging her.

Her: For it is all about her. Not about you, or me, or your paternal third cousin. Her.

Out: For if you are to ask her "in", it would defeat the purpose of asking in the first place as she is most likely already in. "Out" is the location in which everything takes place.

Master the principles of these words. A thousand women may come, and you shall have a thousand positive replies without failure.

*bows in humility*

Holy Assassin. Part time job? Relationship advice. :whistling:

You should start a relationship site to help gamers. Basically the unanimous rule is to never yell "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!" to anybody.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:03 pm

Wait. Im sensing something.

Is this one of those threads that wil be talked about fro months to come?

Only if you proceed to provide your own interpretation of "JAHO". One swallow doesn't make a summer. Said the unsatisfied boyfriend to his partner.

Lawl. :teehee:

This forum needs a "takes a bow" emote.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:16 pm

Holy Assassin. Part time job? Relationship advice. :whistling:

You should start a relationship site to help gamers. Basically the unanimous rule is to never yell "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!" to anybody.

Don't trust his advice blindly. NO THIRDFOURTHFIFTHSIXTHSEVENTHEIGHTH WHEELS!

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura might actually work on me...

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:20 am

Tell her that her fringe looks good and her waist looks very supportive. :happy:

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:05 pm

Don't trust his advice blindly. NO THIRDFOURTHFIFTHSIXTHSEVENTHEIGHTH WHEELS!

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura might actually work on me...

Christ, I've just been trying to avoid sidecarts, I hadn't considered him going all Ice Road Truckers on us! Eight wheels! :cold:

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:48 pm

Before I answer this how old are you? If you're fairly young I would say a movie is a good place because you don't have to talk tonnes. It's hard to carry on great conversations until you get until the late teens (but it's obviously different for everyone). If you're a little older like 17 or so, I would say going out for coffee or dinner is a better choice, because you really get to know the other person. If you know her pretty well I would say go to dinner, but if you don't know her well at all, coffee is a lot less threatening. For the actually asking out, just talk for a bit and get a good conversation going, and when you feel its right (or when you need to leave) just ask if she would be up for coffee/dinner/movie, you're paying.

Good luck dude, hope it goes well.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:43 pm

Stand atop a lonely mountain, after having killed a bear, a mountain lion, a rabid racoon, and a wolverine with athletes foot.
Stand there with your chest hair exposed, your shirt buttons undone to the third button, not a hair out of place, as the wind howls through the trees, and proclaim that all the werewolves and vampires answer to YOU. As the wind whips through you, you don't shiver, for your five o clock stubble and your hirstuteness keeps you warm.

You remove your foot from the assembled carcasses of your enimies, stride slowly over to the gaggle of pvssyring ladies, and ask your intended if she'd like to accompany you to *insert activity of choice that involves no movies, or awkward prolonged silences*
Sporting events, trips to the zoo, picnics, and excursions inovlving hobbies you both find interesting are generally better for getting to know each other.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:01 pm

Holy Assassin. Part time job? Relationship advice. :whistling:

You should start a relationship site to help gamers. Basically the unanimous rule is to never yell "By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!" to anybody.

What if the girl also happens to be a gamer?

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:58 pm

How Exactly To JAHO:

One must look at each word carefully, anolyze it, and understand it.

Just: One must be just and fair in order to maintain a balanced relationship.

Ask: For one must ask the woman of his liking, rather than forcing her, or begging her.

Her: For it is all about her. Not about you, or me, or your paternal third cousin. Her.

Out: For if you are to ask her "in", it would defeat the purpose of asking in the first place as she is most likely already in. "Out" is the location in which everything takes place.

Master the principles of these words. A thousand women may come, and you shall have a thousand positive replies without failure.

*bows in humility*

:rofl:

Tell her that her fringe looks good and her waist looks very supportive. :happy:

Tell her she has healthy teeth and strong, childbearing hips.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:28 pm

Wait. Im sensing something.

Is this one of those threads that wil be talked about fro months to come?

wise post

no on remembers if you're wrong, everyone re-reads if you are right.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 1:05 pm

Aw, man this thread is legen- *wait for it* -dary

Any way I'm 14
In this town there are no bowling alleys, ice skating rinks or art galleries
All there basically is, is a community pool, cinemas and a nice little cafe
I don't know protective her mother is either, whether or not she'll let her go with me to the cinemas

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:43 pm

The "nice little cafe" sounds ideal.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:13 pm

What if the girl also happens to be a gamer?

Then I bet she's on the site too.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:51 am

I prefer it when SAMO.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:29 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmnIY_H24o

Yes read love poetry and duck a lot. If she roars and throws things at you your in :hubbahubba:

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:02 pm

I prefer it when SAMO.

Your right but anyway this thread is purely awesome.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:44 pm

Anatomy of a JAHO:

1. Introduction. Make sure she knows who you are at least a few days before you actually JAHO.
2. Confession. Preface the JAHO by confessing to her your feelings in a private, familiar, and comfortable place.
3. ????
4. Follow up. According to your choice of the presented options in step 3, the follow up should be fairly obvious.

Why did I type this? Why are there so many typos? Will little Jimmy ever find out what step 3 was? Find out next time on the exciting conclusion of...It's Too Late And My Judgment Is Impaired By Fatigue!

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:29 pm

Punch her in the face. Then say 'Sorry I thought you were a demon.' She will be confused and not know what the hell you're talking about. Then JAHO.

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:29 am

put on my best kilt and woo her with my graceful pantless movements

» Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:58 pm

Follow the advice in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVytXppIFw0 helpful instruction video. It never fails. Invite her to a weenie roast! Go biking!