how long do you think you'll last

Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:16 pm

how long do you think you'll last if you suddenly found yourself in skyrim and you encountered a dragon??

I would last long at all since i have no dragon fighting abilities beyong what i use in skyrim with my great archery skills (only in skyrim, in real life i have zero archery skills). :D :rofl:

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No Name
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:09 pm

However long it takes for the dragon to just sneeze at me.
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Rachel Hall
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 8:34 pm

lol and roast you??

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josh evans
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:30 am

I would charge in with an iron dagger and nothing but clothes on.

nice AI Bethesda...

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Cool Man Sam
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 10:48 pm


Yep
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Celestine Stardust
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:33 pm

LOL!!!!

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Shirley BEltran
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 8:41 am

and only live for a minute??????????

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Maeva
 
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Post » Mon May 19, 2014 12:18 am

Yes... thats the joke.

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His Bella
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:24 pm

you might live longer if you encountered a dragon but no giant, a giant will send you into orbit.

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Samantha Mitchell
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:59 pm

2.4 seconds. If the Dragon's right in front of me.

Hopefully my Dragonborn is there! :P

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c.o.s.m.o
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 10:58 pm

I'd pull my pants down do a 180 an proceed to grab my cheeks an say LOSER an a few more ace Ventura line's

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katie TWAVA
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:57 pm

Wait... that went over your head. You have never seen an NPC do this? My wife in game does it so much... a Legendary Dragon attacks the house and she charges in with a iron Dagger and no armor. Maybe it's just me though i kinda doubt it.

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clelia vega
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:24 pm

I certainly wouldn't use dragonrend on it.
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saharen beauty
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:06 pm

I well would bend will shout I have been practicing my shouts :P should work right.

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Cash n Class
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 6:23 pm

Simple. Just shout at the fool. The Dragon will be to confused to realize my shouting is just regular shouting. While he's confused, you find a rock and jam it in his eye.
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 8:49 pm


How about we just find a bigger rock and hide behind it? Maybe he'll fly away.
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Natalie J Webster
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 1:28 pm

I'll ask him direction to the nearest Mead Hall.

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IsAiah AkA figgy
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 11:35 pm

7 hours, I am so skilled and profound in every way possible, both in body and mind, that I can slay a dragon. In fact, I can even cast spells in real life too! All shall bow before me, because I am the supreme.

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lillian luna
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 12:41 pm

The rest of my life. I'm not stupid enough to stay and fight a dragon if my life is actually on the line. I'll go cry in the Lakeview Manor basemant while my housecarl and horses fight the dragon.

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Abel Vazquez
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 3:45 pm

Depends...how much mead have I consumed and is Cicero my bestest bud? :D
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Mélida Brunet
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:22 pm

I'd act like an idiot so the dragon just flies away like wtf.
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Amanda savory
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:53 am

I'd pull a Jurgen Windcaller and just sit and meditate in front of it. Then I'll know if the "Way of the Voice" is for real.... or just a line of (expletive).

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Gen Daley
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 3:51 pm

can we open up the console and type in tgm?

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Kyra
 
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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 5:11 pm

I dont think so. :(

I would last for as long the dragon is still entertained by me trying to murder him...

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Post » Sun May 18, 2014 9:57 pm

You'd last long enough to bend over, put your head between your legs, and: Kiss your Ass Goodbye! :D

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