Lol, weird joke.
ANYWAY, what I actually want to ask is how many horses can I own at the same time?
For instance, if I were to buy a horse from every stable and never have one die would I then be able to just change horses whenever I liked without paying? I like the idea of having a mount in every hold capital. I'd pretend to lend them to folk I like so they could get enough riding and affection.

Seriously though, I can't get a straight answer via search engines and Yahoo answers (the monstrosity that is Yahoo Answers).