I have been in jail 24 times.

I just cant stop stealing.

0, I don't get caught. Amateur!

Zero, I don't commit crimes.

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Do you steal or murder?

Once for the achievement

Your Khajiit must be an amateur.

Never. A master assassin is never seen, or heard

I choose not to answer that question as the answer would.......... oh what the hey............ yes, yes I do. But I destroy the evidence......by eating it. Namira guides me.

How do you know I am a Khajiit?

And most of the time im arrested for murder, I am good at stealing, i have a end table full of stolen things

arrested that would mean that id be seen an the only time im seen is as my hand is going across their mouth as im slitting their throats now ive visited plenty of people in jail but never been to jail if i get stopped i just kill every last witness.

ive even committed the ultimate crime or so its suppose to be of transforming into a werewolf right infront of balgruff an irileth an all i got the next time i went to whiterun was i swear ive seen you somewhere.

Exaclty. If i get a bounty i screwed up. I reload when i screw up


Right, "Master Criminal" was it? Funny how they mispelled "Skyrim's worst" "Most Wanted" migth've been better considering the conditions for getting it.

Maybe it's time for you to switch careers. What I mean is, you don't seem to be a very good thief, maybe you should try something else.

And you call yourself a thief, pfh!

Jail? Never. Whenever I get a bounty, I eventually load......right after I kill all the guards in the town.

I've been to jail plenty of times!

If i get the urge to kill someone or steal something..I do it! and go to jail with a smile.

I am a great theif, but im not good at murding fast, because the guards here my victim screaming for help.

So dont think i am a bad theif, i have only been arrested itleast 2 time for stealing

I haven't been to prison since I am trusted within the province of Skyrim.

Once... sort of... *glares at Valdar*

Until I freed you from Valdar...

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i'm good at stealing without being seen and on the rare occassion I get caught in a day time murder I pull the Thane card out.

I've gotten many contracts put out on me by the people I stole from though...guess the guards being bad at their job makes people take the law in their own hands

Filthy Stormcloak dogs... This is why the Aldmeri Dominion needs to be in charge.

Now that you mention it - yes. However, I broke out, and took care of those responsible for framing me. I hear the Cidhna mine is now experiencing a guard shortage. Such a shame.

Never! Rebels forever!

(((Casts soul trap on)))

That brings the tale of this sad sack of crap to mind -

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/residents-fight-back-would-be-home-invader-article-1.1348535