How do I protect my dog from a dragon attack? : V - Skyrim

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:31 pm

Dog armor?

.... ....

:rofl:

Yes! Dog Armor....For sale for 10 bucks....

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:37 am

My dog will serve as my emergency food supply.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:50 am

Skyrims first DLC release - Dog Armour :celebration:

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:07 pm

Dog armor does exist e.g. used by the Romans. But somehow I can't see it.

Hot dogs, armored hot dogs
What kind of dragons eat armored hot dogs?
Fat dragons, skinny dragons, dragons who climb on rocks
Tough dragons, sissy dragons, even dragons with witless pox
love hot dogs, armored hot dogs
The dogs dragons love to bite!

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:43 am

You won't. It's a free hot dog venue.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:42 pm

Simple, throw your other companion in the way,

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:35 pm

Dog armor does exist e.g. used by the Romans. But somehow I can't see it.

Hot dogs, armored hot dogs
What kind of dragons eat armored hot dogs?
Fat dragons, skinny dragons, dragons who climb on rocks
Tough dragons, sissy dragons, even dragons with witless pox
love hot dogs, armored hot dogs
The dogs dragons love to bite!

Wow.... I can't tell if this is an epic fail for the time taken to come up with such poetry, or an epic win, for even THINKING to come up with said poetry.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:09 am

It's like you've never watched I am legend...

Just sayin...that movie was a disgrace to the filming community...which i myself...am a part of...

OT: Tell it to stay like you could dog meat, and lure the dragon away 20 or so feet?

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:59 pm

Skyrims first DLC release - Dog Armour :celebration:

And Xbox has 1 month exclusive on that :facepalm:

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:38 pm

tell it to play dead and hope the dragon dont eat him

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:10 am

Just sayin...that movie was a disgrace to the filming community...which i myself...am a part of...

OT: Tell it to stay like you could dog meat, and lure the dragon away 20 or so feet?

....................... -_______- Tu es tonta.
It's a great movie. A favorite, nearly.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:03 am

Just yell, 'No Yeller!' in your Dragonborn voice.

Then look really sad when you have to put him down because he's sick.

(This may be more applicable to having him help you hunt wolves.)

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:04 am

"Run, puppy, ruuuuuuunnnnnnnn!"

*puppy toasted*

*tear drops*

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:35 pm

This thread was born for greatness. Comical greatness.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:18 am

....................... -_______- Tu es tonta.
It's a great movie. A favorite, nearly.

You know thats not even the original ending right...? in the original ending he doesnt kill him, he finds out all they wanted was the one he was experimenting on....because it was the lead monsters partner...

Movies are re-done to please the public too much, and seeing that was done after a novel, they ruined the book by changing the movie...it used to have a WHOLE different moral...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpKvwRDsbI0

so...be quiet...they ruined it...

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:12 am

Another question...how can I protect a dragon from my dog?

This. Plus if I become a vampire I want my dog to join my in my bloodlust.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:50 am

I'm not a modder, but I bet I can fix this with the construction kit.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:01 pm

Haven't they confirmed there are 3 tiers of how essential an NPC is in the game?

Like main quest givers are essential and can't be killed by NPCs or the player

Then there are important people who can't be killed by NPCs, but CAN be killed by the player

Then there are people who can just be killed by anyone, NPC or player because they aren't important at all

Theres a pretty good probability that anyone you recruit to follow you will be tagged as an important NPC, meaning they can't be killed in combat

Hopefully its like that for horses too, I can just see boards being flooding with "@$*&(@$ dragons won't stop eating my horse, HELP! "

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:49 pm

Give it a sword and a shield.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:25 am

Leave it at home, duh.

That way you need to roleplay an owner...bound to the house because you need to feed and let the dog out every 8 hours

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:00 am

Dragons don't eat Hot Dogs.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:11 am

FEAR MY POOCH!

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:48 am

I'll use the console, Set Essential Dog1.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:08 am

I think it's disgraceful that Bethesda hasn't included Dog Armour in the game. It's clearly an essential feature. And I've spoken to all my friends and they all want it too!!! Bethesda, you keep dumbing down the game and removing essential features like Dog Armour!! :sadvaultboy: :cryvaultboy: I bet Xbox fans don't look after their dogs in real life, but I look after mine. This is all Todd's fault. :brokencomputer: :brokencomputer:

Oh, and Han shot first.

» Thu Sep 08, 2011 5:40 am

*Dragon rampage* :flamethrower:

Fluffy! Nooooooo! :cryvaultboy: