How do I protect my dog from a dragon attack?

Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:31 pm

Who brings a dog to a dragon fight? Only two words are needed before a dragon fight if you have your dog along. Sit. Stay. :)
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SUck MYdIck
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:46 pm

dog armor?it will still get eaten anyway ROFL

not if it's Daedric and spiky, only a dumb dragon would try and would end up with broken teeth and would choke if swallowed whole.
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Janine Rose
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:18 pm

Protect it? That dog is there precisely for the purpose of distracting the dragon so I can get away.
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DarkGypsy
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:38 am

dragons don't like dogs. cause too many hairballs.

Relatively, that would be like a human swallowing a hairy bug.. You wouldn't throw up (although I admit it doesn't sound tasty)
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Lily Evans
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:37 pm

TROGGDOOOR!
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Laura-Lee Gerwing
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:23 am

Buy the armor dlc.
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Alisha Clarke
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:13 am

Protect it? That dog is there precisely for the purpose of distracting the dragon so I can get away.


Ha. I'll be naming my dog "DragonMeat". And hoping reverse psychology works.
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:29 am

It's like you've never watched I am legend...

right but i dont think that he is going to play with will smith lol
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RAww DInsaww
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:07 am

Saw a dog in one of the screenies. It was a giant wolfhound, could take down a werewolf if it tried hard enough! As for a dragon ... I need some sort of sabertoothed puppy.
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Nick Tyler
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:22 pm

/unsummon

But really,i hope having a dog "companion" in game is not just a spell. Makes them shallow expendable weapons to be used and abused.

LOL Dragon Age 2 failure xD
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Angel Torres
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 1:37 pm

FEAR MY POOCH!

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg


D'aaaawwwwww! :blush:
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Umpyre Records
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 3:56 pm

It's like you've never watched I am legend...


Sam! SAM! NOOOOOO SAM! (insert will smith heavy breahting)
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Jordan Moreno
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:26 am

You leave it at home.
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:14 am

FEAR MY POOCH!

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/156786/pugarmor.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!
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carley moss
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:15 am

I think Oprah did an episode on this topic.


:lmao:
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kiss my weasel
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:16 am

You let the dragon fry him and thank the dragon.
Dogs... Stinking little creatures...
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Breautiful
 
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Post » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:14 am

Just soak it in some poison, and hope they chock with it.
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