http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/12/10/the-elder-strolls-part-1-fresh-off-the-boat/?ns_campaign=article-feed&ns_mchannel=ref&ns_source=steam&ns_linkname=0&ns_fee=0 What are the console commands or something please help.

I think he's just roleplaying about starting on the docks. But with .bat files and .ini changes you can start in different places: http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1311644-alternative-game-start/

That drummer comment was slightly funny but you should try out the Sims if your into that kind of game play.