How will YOU kill the blonde barmaid? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:18 am

No killing, killing bad. I'll let her live and make people happy, make children,...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:25 am

I'll rip out her intestines and strangle her with them!

Cheesy indeed. Sheogorath approves. :dance:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:01 am

OOOoooooooo heres a good one... If she was a dude, have some sort of strong fishing wire around [her] nuts, over a pipe thats over [her] head and tied to [her] hands... There'd be 2 bows either side of [her] head with a timer... Maybe a lit wick that would burn the string keeping the bows from firing... There's a key about 30 - 50 centimeters under [her] hands on a round metal disk and a locked collar keeping [her] from moving [her] head and neck... [She'd] have to reach down and rip off [her] nuts to get the key to unlock the collar, to save her life and yeah...

And the winner of the grusome tortures goes to this guy huh, am I right or am I right

Im sorry I just have to bump this one... :evil:

:devil:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:40 am

Caught! I was going to role play a modern Don Quixote riding an old mare in a holy crusade against the backwards spinning windmills :hehe:

That, sir, is what I would call a noble quest! :tongue:

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:37 pm

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I will follow her home and beat her to death with my bare hands.

how will you kill the blonde barmaid?

Issues...

People have them.

And thus professional psychiatric help was born.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:04 am

Issues...

People have them.

And thus professional psychiatric help was born.

No, that's what the Shivering Isles are for!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:16 am

And thus professional psychiatric help was born.

LOL

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:07 am

No, that's what the Shivering Isles are for!

nehh, Skooma is enough

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:29 am

I'm going to command my partner to kill her.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:37 am

My character will swing in through the tavern window on a rope(?) and rescue her... from all your characters... heroically.

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:25 pm

Impalement :hubbahubba:

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:47 pm

with kisses :angel:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:55 am

Really wasn't planning on killing her until I saw this topic. Now I feel compelled to do so when I meet her in the game.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:24 pm

I personally wouldn't kill her, I'd charm into becoming a companion pick a fight with a guard then yield only after the guard kills her.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:48 am

Im sorry I just have to bump this one... :evil:

:devil:

AMG ITS JIGSAW :teehee:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:20 am

lol some good ideas..

Instead of pummeling her.. I might try out the new throat slit mechanic.

Before anything Im gonna hunt down the blonde barmaid so help me god. -_-

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:55 am

nehh, Skooma is enough

Well, as the Duchess of Dementia, I outlawed skooma in Dementia. If I ever catch you with it in my land, I will have you arrested and tortured by Herdir. I take my laws very seriously. :flame:

(jk :tongue: )

My character will swing in through the tavern window on a rope(?) and rescue her... from all your characters... heroically.

Such a good, noble hero. I'm sure the poor barmaid will be so grateful... :teehee:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:25 am

I won't kill her!
If I did it would be with one huge spell that killed everyone in that room.

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:05 pm

My character will swing in through the tavern window on a rope(?) and rescue her... from all your characters... heroically.

Oh noes, so there is multiplayer after all...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:48 pm

I will kill her by commiting a midnight ritual and mark her for death via the Dark Brotherhood.
Sithis will be pleased

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:28 pm

I won't kill her just make her my slave if i can do that :wink_smile: and if i need to kill her just Paralyze and punch on her boobs till she dead and then Teabag her !

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:19 pm

This thread is beyond stupid but if you have to ask, I'd finish her off with my throbbing sword in an unlit alley after proceeding to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0 without relent.

Hey, you wanted to know. :whistling:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:35 am

I would:
Open the door
Get on the floor
Kill her by doing the dinosaur!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:49 am

OOOoooooooo heres a good one... If she was a dude, have some sort of strong fishing wire around [her] nuts, over a pipe thats over [her] head and tied to [her] hands... There'd be 2 bows either side of [her] head with a timer... Maybe a lit wick that would burn the string keeping the bows from firing... There's a key about 30 - 50 centimeters under [her] hands on a round metal disk and a locked collar keeping [her] from moving [her] head and neck... [She'd] have to reach down and rip off [her] nuts to get the key to unlock the collar, to save her life and yeah...

And the winner of the grusome tortures goes to this guy huh, am I right or am I right

I would force her into a shotgun marriage with the Adoring Fan. Pretty sure that is a fate worse than death.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:56 am

I won't kill the barmaid, that is, unless she does something to anger me.

In which case my assassin character will reverse pickpocket a robe to her with 1 fire damage every second, and then proceed to make some smores.