How will YOU kill the blonde barmaid? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:08 am

Lead her to a high cliff and just as she leans over the edge cast paralyze.

Alot like above but more subtle.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:21 am

We must save the barmaid from her terrible fate!!!

no we should definatly kill her in a variety of imaginative means

then move onto the fat barkeep, I dont like that smile of his...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:13 pm

no we should definatly kill her in a variety of imaginative means

then move onto the fat barkeep, I dont like that smile of his...

Exactly what I was thinking.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:16 pm

I would do it from behind.

Of course. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdEYVy6BF0w

As I respect, I will kill her with my GIANT, EXCEPTIONAL and BEATING... Speechcraft.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:06 am

How do dragon shouts effect people? If they do anything negative I'd do that(they probably don't though) either way it'd at least confuse her, lol.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:15 pm

How do dragon shouts effect people? If they do anything negative I'd do that(they probably don't though) either way it'd at least confuse her, lol.

Dovahkiin, shout confusion! :geek:

Barmaid is confused! :ahhh:

She hurts herself in confusion! :flamed:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:58 am

While i enjoy committing acts of murder and thievery within the game, I won't do such acts without a purpose. Why would I kill her? I have no reason to do so, therefore I won't.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:07 am

I will MUSH up her head with two giant shields. Or something including Radiant AI.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:58 am

While i enjoy committing acts of murder and thievery within the game, I won't do such acts without a purpose. Why would I kill her? I have no reason to do so, therefore I won't.

you have a point but, then again, having reasons for doing things is real life-ey. And we all know how much that svcks.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:03 am

I will MUSH up her head with two giant shields. Or something including Radiant AI.

:rofl: After reading this I just had this image of the poor woman being MUSHED between those shields..classic :rofl:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:37 pm

I wasn't going to, but I am now, because of this thread.

Same here.

Probably when I will see her for the first time, I will quicksave instantly and charge with largest available axe. It will be a bloodbath, because patrons, of course, will jump to defense.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:12 am

I will quicksave over her bed, then sneak kill her with all thedifferent weapons available, and have a great laugh!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:04 am

you have a point but, then again, having reasons for doing things is real life-ey. And we all know how much that svcks.

Yeah, but if there's nothing to gain from committing the murder...? I want either money or the satisfaction of offing someone who has offended me. Unless the barmaid offends me (which she can't do without some actual interaction), I'll either befriend her or leave her be.

If she were to offend me, or if I could find considerable financial gain from killing her...I'm not sure how I'll do it. I'd need to know the mechanics of gameplay--what are the possible ways to off someone in Skyrim? In a creative, fun way I mean... :poke:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:25 am

i don't usually kill people in towns kuz then the guards get on my booty...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:29 am

http://cdn.gamerant.com/wp-content/uploads/Elder-Scrolls-5-Skyrim-Woman.jpg

I will follow her home and beat her to death with my bare hands.

how will you kill the blonde barmaid?

You need to seek the help of a mental health care professional.... immediately.

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:11 pm

While i enjoy committing acts of murder and thievery within the game, I won't do such acts without a purpose. Why would I kill her? I have no reason to do so, therefore I won't.

Well, you can always roleplay a psychopath...

I don't plan to kill her though. But you guys sure are giving me lots of ideas :toughninja:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:03 pm

While i enjoy committing acts of murder and thievery within the game, I won't do such acts without a purpose. Why would I kill her? I have no reason to do so, therefore I won't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAEWrnOtrY
I agree with you Ms. Syl...No reason to do so. I refer to my previous post on this thread...I'm going to kill her softly with my song...Fugees - Killing Me Softly

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:00 pm

By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:35 am

You need to seek the help of a mental health care professional.... immediately.

:nod:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:23 am

The barmaid is pure eye candy. You shouldn't play with your food - or candy. Thus, I'm not going to kill her. My Argonian assassin will happily kill anyone for benefit, but not eye candy. Yes he is more into nord women than argonians. He is only half argonian after all.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:16 pm

I'll practice some stalking on her. If she has a husband or a lover he goes down first.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:29 am

I'll whip out my spear and stab her with it.

Plan B with no spears? Probably a paralysis rune and then a force lightning blast.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:36 am

I'll do whatever my dark lord Sithis commands. Aside from that, I don't really kill people unless they hit me first.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:29 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAEWrnOtrY
I agree with you Ms. Syl...No reason to do so. I refer to my previous post on this thread...I'm going to kill her softly with my song...Fugees - Killing Me Softly

LOL I love that song....

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:43 am

How would I kill her?

... Softly, with my song.

A wasted pop reference for sure.

You need to seek the help of a mental health care professional.... immediately.

Nah, this is just the next gen Ritual power: Violent stalking, 60 seconds on self.