How will YOU kill the blonde barmaid? : V - Skyrim

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:32 am

The barmaid is pure eye candy. You shouldn't play with your food - or candy. Thus, I'm not going to kill her. My Argonian assassin will happily kill anyone for benefit, but not eye candy. Yes he is more into nord women than argonians. He is only half argonian after all.

And what is the other half?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:29 pm

Why would I kill that woman? and in other order of things, are you sure she is a barmaid?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:49 pm

And what is the other half?

Nord of course ^^ From his dads side.. Sick sense of beauty that nord had yes indeed..

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:04 am

Why?
Besides she can have relative cousin an essential high level powerful NPC who will chase player to death.
Better use some hidden methods like poisons, or cursed ring of draining.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:09 am

Nord of course ^^ From his dads side.. Sick sense of beauty that nord had yes indeed..

She must have been crazily charming, and he must have been very drunk lol...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:57 am

Nord of course ^^ From his dads side.. Sick sense of beauty that nord had yes indeed..

OMG, your character is a son of the Lusty Argonian Maid!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:02 am

She must have been crazily charming, and he must have been very drunk lol...

That's what I was thinking...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:38 am

How would I kill her?

... Softly, with my song.

A wasted pop reference for sure.

Nah, this is just the next gen Ritual power: Violent stalking, 60 seconds on self.

Yeah...But only after I strum her pain with my fingers...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:19 pm

I've heard the entire GI podcast looking at her. I couldn't possibly kill her now.

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:18 pm

I will not kill her

Ooooh, that's devious! And cunning!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:49 am

You know, being that so many people want this barmaid dead, I'm guessing word will get around...By November, she'll probably be in hiding... :tongue:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:07 pm

Zombie barmaid anyone? Undead minions sound good to me. :cool:

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:23 pm

OOooo... just thought of this, Put her in a permanent paralasis (or keep paralising her when she comes to) and have her starve/dehidrate to death... While theres a plate of food and a big pint of water but 2 meters away at the table that I shall be sitting at...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:33 am

Maybe I ought to feed her to the madgod...
Deliciously Eeeeviiilll :devil:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:10 am

OOooo... just thought of this, Put her in a permanent paralasis (or keep paralising her when she comes to) and have her starve/dehidrate to death... While theres a plate of food and a big pint of water but 2 meters away at the table that I shall be sitting at...

wow.. I'm a bit concerned about why that cute little cat looks so sleepy in your pic now...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:49 am

Bring in a cat and have it maul her to death...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:41 am

I was probably going to make friends, but because of this thread, I will reverse pickpocket Ebony armor on her, a reflect damage shield, and a 1sec paralysis enchanted Ebony Longsword.

In real life, like in games i roleplay, I make the ladies feel safe... and nothing protects like a paralysing Longsword.

Wonder how one's feet feel like after a day of waiting tables in full plate...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:02 am

I would squat in a darkened doorway waiting for her to pass by, then I would quietly sneek up on her and violently pig stick her in her liver. As she lies there on the filthy floor bleeding to death I would gently pick her up and kiss her, before I tossed her in the river to watch her gasp for breath and slowly drown. Then I'd find a nice peaceful place to sit by the river beneath the twinkling stars... and listen to the water wheel at the old mill going 'chopety-chop'... 'chopety-chop'... 'CHOPETY-CHOP!' :evil:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:05 pm

OOooo... just thought of this, Put her in a permanent paralasis (or keep paralising her when she comes to) and have her starve/dehidrate to death... While theres a plate of food and a big pint of water but 2 meters away at the table that I shall be sitting at...

ooh, that's cruel. Mwahahaha, I like it! :evil:

Maybe I ought to feed her to the madgod...
Deliciously Eeeeviiilll :devil:

And he could use her rib bones to pick his teeth afterwords.... :tongue:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:44 am

Speaking of maul (darth), bring her to the highest yet most verticle cliff face in game, and cut her in half (horizontally) while she falls off the cliff and down down down to the bottom... Star Wars ep 1 referennce

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:33 am

I would squat in a darkened doorway waiting for her to pass by, then I would quietly sneek up on her and violently pig stick her in her liver. As she lies there on the filthy floor bleeding to death I would gently pick her up and kiss her, before I tossed her in the river to watch her gasp for breath and slowly drown. Then I'd find a nice peaceful place to sit by the river beneath the twinkling stars... and listen to the water wheel at the old mill going 'chopety-chop'... 'chopety-chop'... 'CHOPETY-CHOP!' :evil:

13+ People....

13+.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:45 am

I'll go in with dual axes, chop the barmaid up, then chop up anyone who isnt startled by what just happened.

Then I'll chop the counter up.

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:54 pm

Would be quite funny if that woman turns out to be essential npc, immortal :hehe:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:34 am

I would squat in a darkened doorway waiting for her to pass by, then I would quietly sneek up on her and violently pig stick her in her liver. As she lies there on the filthy floor bleeding to death I would gently pick her up and kiss her, before I tossed her in the river to watch her gasp for breath and slowly drown. Then I'd find a nice peaceful place to sit by the river beneath the twinkling stars... and listen to the water wheel at the old mill going 'chopety-chop'... 'chopety-chop'... 'CHOPETY-CHOP!' :evil:

Wow...that's a little disturbing.... :ermm:

Sheogorath would love you.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:18 am

Given that I've never gone on any random killing sprees in Oblivion (nor many non-random ones - I skip the DB quests), odds are that she'll live.