No he wouldn't, not enough cheese. Or... maybe too much cheese?

That would depend entirely on his mood at the time...

ill save my rage for an adoring fan...ora poor elf that makes me think of it...i now know a little bit of how some war vets feel :sadvaultboy:

Could always frame her for sumpin really bad... then tell the guards she won't go alive then have the guards do the dirty work for meh :whisper:

EDIT:

Nooo no nooo that's not evil enough...

While in Werewolf form and riding a dragon?

Unless she attacks me, live and let live.

I'll rip out her intestines and strangle her with them!

Right! Please Bethesda make her essential! She's already doomed 8 months before she comes alive

There are some crazy kids on these forums. Good god. :mellow:

Out of curiosity, will that spear be made out of corn? :tongue:

I never kill any non hostile NPC.

If someone is inconveniently between me and a goal, I might arrange an 'accident'.
Hey, its not my fault if they are careless enough to put on clothing they find and it turns out to be cursed.

But even that is rare.

Okay, I wasn't going to kill her, but this changed my mind. Now I just need to make up some in-character explanation for random homicide including confused turtle.

vanilla Skyrim:
Die [censored] dragonshout

if it will be there Midas magic skyrim:

nuclear blast

She's my favourite character so far, I doubt I'd ever kill her unless she's a key npc that must be killed.
But as a side note, I really really hope we can poison people's food and watch them die this time, outside scripted quests.

Nice one ^^ !

I'm always a bit perturbed by these threads: it's rather reminiscent of the perennial "what shall I do with my new maid at Rosethorn Hall? I know, kill her!" I quite like keeping my NPCs alive, thank you very much. Though I would quite like to be able to snipe bandits and other random gits without getting an assault rap, but that's an entirely different subject...

I think cutting her throat would be the way to go.

Well that's quite close to the truth The real reason is far more complicated than that, and mostly practical in fact. Froze-His-Tail's grand grand grand father was my OB character. He was forced to flee from cyrodiil after the events there and as the master of the dark brotherhood he had enough support to flee to blackmarsh. As years past and he had kids the truth about him was beginning to reveal in blackmarsh at the same time as the dark brotherhood he was master of died out. His childs were forced to flee through Vvardenfell, now invaded by Argonians in order to survive. It was quite an adventure but when they finally got to Skyrim they settled down. Froze-His-Tail's mother thought getting nord blood into the bloodline would help her childs survive in the cold, so she used powerful illusion magic on an already drunken nord in order to do so. Her plan failed when she a few months after borth tried to see if she had managed, that's when Froze-His-Tail got his name, the obvious -Off ending to his name is something he refuses to use.

Now if Skyrim won't allow Argonians without tails... His name will be Nearly-Froze-His-Tail instead.

OOOoooooooo heres a good one... If she was a dude, have some sort of strong fishing wire around [her] nuts, over a pipe thats over [her] head and tied to [her] hands... There'd be 2 bows either side of [her] head with a timer... Maybe a lit wick that would burn the string keeping the bows from firing... There's a key about 30 - 50 centimeters under [her] hands on a round metal disk and a locked collar keeping [her] from moving [her] head and neck... [She'd] have to reach down and rip off [her] nuts to get the key to unlock the collar, to save her life and yeah...

And the winner of the grusome tortures goes to this guy huh, am I right or am I right

Essential markers made such a fuss when OB came out... pair that to this exact mentality, and we wonder why "interacting" with NPCs mean hardly more than hack first and ask questions later.

the barbarian attitude of "Crush Kill SMASH!!!" is, however, very in vogue in the land of the nords. Can't blame people for getting into character ahead of time

Plant cheese i her stomach and have it rot. Cheese! For everyone!

Or have her put into cheese making.. Pots. In bits if necessary, alive if possible. Cheesy barmaid cheese, 100 gold a bit! Hehe, I'd be rich.

Oh no, a maid should be on her hands and knees earning her keep.... scrubbing! :wink_smile:

Caught! I was going to role play a modern Don Quixote riding an old mare in a holy crusade against the backwards spinning windmills :hehe:

I like the outfit but there's probably a couple thousand of those randomly in the game. Now if she has anything valuable I'll steal it from her but only after learning her schedule. Killing her is uncessary unless your character wants Blood.

I'll make her follow me as a companion if it's possible. Ill lead her to my house and do stuff. If you know what I mean :hubbahubba: