How will YOU kill the blonde barmaid? : V

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:44 am

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I will follow her home and beat her to death with my bare hands.

how will you kill the blonde barmaid?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:07 am

I will not kill her

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:25 am

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I will follow her home and beat her to death with my bare hands.

how will you kill the blonde barmaid?

...Um... I wont? Because Im, a good person?

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 3:31 am

I will befriend her to death, make her like me so much she blows up into a mammoth...

EDIT:

In all seriousness I won't kill her... But I will do the rest, (mammoth bit)

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:19 am

Like a real classy dandy: with my spear!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:23 am

I will take her home, seduce her, and let her return too work the day after. Then I start over again the next night

...Why would I kill her? I'm a goodie two-shoes!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:57 am

:flamethrower:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:34 am

I wasn't going to, but I am now, because of this thread. I'll probably just beat her to death right there in the bar. lol

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:08 pm

Nothing beats a good ol exploding arrow THROUGH the head :rock:

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:52 pm

i will take her home and she will become my new pet :tongue:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:02 am

I will befriend her to death, make her like me so much she blows up into a mammoth...

Minus the death part.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:50 am

I'm going to kill her softly with my song...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAEWrnOtrY

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:50 am

I will throw her off dive rock and put it in Youtube.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:16 am

Like a real classy dandy: with my spear!

Are you sure? It's huge, cleaning it afterwards could take all night!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:41 am

Or I could feed her to a dragon.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 6:00 am

hey for all you know she could be a DB assassination target.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:06 am

Haha if i have to kill her in a Dark Brotherhood quest i will, Snipe her in the streets of Riverwood and having fun evading the guards or legion ahh good times.
Honestly though prolly won't kill her.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 1:53 am

I could also poison the beer, or light her hair on fire. Is it bad that I'm coming up with so many of these...

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:54 am

I will overpower her with my charisma skills, then lead her up into the mountains, wait for a Dragon to appear, cast paralyze on her, and leg it down the mountainside while chortling to myself as I hear the roars and screams... :evil:

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:24 am

I wouldn't... I'd just steal her stuff.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:56 am

I will overpower her with my charisma skills, then lead her up into the mountains, wait for a Dragon to appear, cast paralyze on her, and leg it down the mountainside while chortling to myself as I hear the roars and screams... :evil:

I like it. It's very dramatic.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:23 am

Nobody going to reverse pickpocket a poisoned apple into her dress?

Of all the things I would do to that barmaid, killing her is pretty low on the list lol...

» Sat Mar 05, 2011 11:01 pm

hey for all you know she could be a DB assassination target.

Our love bonds are stronger than those of a simple dark brotherhood contract! Nay I say! I shall not severe the strings of fate that bind me with my one and only other half, the barmaid! I will not! I cannot! I must not! It is impossible for me to do, improbably that it should happen, and unethical to do such a thing to something I hold so dear to my heart!!

We must save the barmaid from her terrible fate!!!

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 12:41 pm

I would do it from behind.

» Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:19 am

Of course, there's nothing wrong with a good old fasioned stabby stab. Or I could put her in the freezy chair!

Nobody going to reverse pickpocket a poisoned apple into her dress?

Of all the things I would do to that barmaid, killing her is pretty low on the list lol...

I guess we have different priorities, hehe.