How will you meet your spouse? vote!

Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:50 pm

Lead the woman into a dark alleyway.
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Jeff Turner
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:12 am

Probably in The Companions or a tavern.
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Blaine
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:44 pm

Perhaps someone whose life I spare after a masacre
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Jinx Sykes
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:07 pm

Wait. What? What about a mod? Marriage won't require a mod.


I think he means a mod for the specific NPC that he wants to marry.


^^ This.

I posted a little of my character's story around here somewhere, and I already have in the story who I am planning to marry, but of course that character won't exist in the game, so I'll have to mod him in. But that's fine, it'll be good experience as I plan to be modding anyway. I loved modding for Morrowind, but I missed out on Oblivion almost entirely.
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:08 am

She'll be a cute but tough bandit. I'll spare her. She'll accompany me to pay the debt, and we will fall in looooooove.
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Yung Prince
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:50 pm

At her prom party...oh wait, you meant in the game...

So if you're not a khajiit or Argonian but hook up with one, would that be beastality?

Then there is hooking up with an orc if you aren't one....
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Michelle Smith
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 2:51 am

At her prom party...oh wait, you meant in the game...

So if you're not a khajiit or Argonian but hook up with one, would that be beastality?

Then there is hooking up with an orc if you aren't one....

The subject of bestiality in general is a can of worms I'd rather avoid opening, but as Orcs, Argonians, and Khajiit are all sapient races, there is nothing morally wrong with it.
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:23 pm

How in the world would I know? From the looks of it I'll be beating them off with a stick...so whom ever can best me first in my stick fencing skillz?
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Chris Jones
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:03 am

First playthrough: She's trapped in a castle, and I will ride up on a white horse and slay the dragon keeping her captive

Second playthoguh: Burn down her village and carry her off
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Richard
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:07 am

First playthrough: She's trapped in a castle, and I will ride up on a white horse and slay the dragon keeping her captive

Second playthoguh: Burn down her village and carry her off


The second one's much better.
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Kaley X
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:49 am

I think Vedaa will accidentally run into her future husband in the wilderness.
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Stacy Hope
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:40 pm

ill meet her after killing her current husband. is that even a question?
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Jack Walker
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:45 am

well I noticed the "kidnap" option in the poll. now I know the nords lack civility and but this is post dark ages rennisance maybe even pre-mechanist age (if thats the right name?). all I have to say is isn't "kidnap" a little to rugged and uncivilized even for the nords?
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:17 pm

well I noticed the "kidnap" option in the poll. now I know the nords lack civility and but this is post dark ages rennisance maybe even pre-mechanist age (if thats the right name?). all I have to say is isn't "kidnap" a little to rugged and uncivilized even for the nords?

No, I actually find it quite appropriate for the nords.
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:16 am

well I noticed the "kidnap" option in the poll. now I know the nords lack civility and but this is post dark ages rennisance maybe even pre-mechanist age (if thats the right name?). all I have to say is isn't "kidnap" a little to rugged and uncivilized even for the nords?

If the Nords are compared to Vikings then kidnapping is pretty low on the totem pole of possibilities. If you are kidnapped by a Nord then you should be glad you at least get to be his wife. Lacking civility has nothing to do with men abusing women; this has gone on through WW2 (see:http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1080493/Stalins-army-rapists-The-brutal-war-crime-Russia-Germany-tried-ignore.html). I doubt that this tradition has even been fully defeated in today's wars, albeit it happens on a minute scale compared to the dark ages and WW2.

Enough with the history (and discussion of morals) though. I voted that my spouse and I would meet by terrorizing citizens or that I would be alone. I'm not going to have a trophy wife, and I don't want one that turns me in when I rob/assault/murder someone in the game.
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:06 am

I dont know where i'll meet her but i reckon she'll be from Ireland.....
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 7:31 am

Since I want to marry a mage/archer, I'll probably check out the Thieve's/Mage's guild. If I can't find anyone, off to the tavern! :foodndrink:
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:38 pm

I dont know where i'll meet her but i reckon she'll be from Ireland.....

not sure if srs. :spotted owl:

Ireland doesn't exist in-game.
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:16 am

Step 1. Locate club
Step 2. Locate attractive female
Step 3. Hit attractive female over the head with club
Step 4. Drag attractive female back to cave
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:38 pm

I would say Mage's Guild or walking around in the forest/city etc.

I just hope my future game wife is strong since she needs to help me in quests.

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Alexander Lee
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:53 am

All of the above... at the same time!
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Tarka
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:07 am

I just had to go for met whilst terrorizing common citizens and discovered a common interest.
"I prefer axes. You can't beat a good beheading"
"Yes, but the thunk when a mace crushes a skull is so satisfying"
"Look, I'm pillaging at the moment but do you fancy a drink later"
"Sure, Drunken Dragon at seven"
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Sarah MacLeod
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:24 pm

In real life...


Done and Done...Hell, my wife even get's jealous when I have female companions in-game...
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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:54 pm

I'm not a lone wolf... who wants to join my wolf pack... you will receive a animisa inducing amount of Sugar and Skooma... you may lose some of your teeth... you might steal a famous gladiators slave khajiit... you might kidnap a homosixual bosmer in your carraige... OH! and one of you may even get lost!















...Wheres Doug?

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e.Double
 
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Post » Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:08 am

After a barfight.
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